Search results for:

Tells me one thing though........Dani Foffa is having trouble shifting his bespoke masterpieces
again

Triggers Broom,as in this this Foffa bike has had 5 new bottom brackets and 3 new headsets for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE

My Pin

Gonna make you a FOFFA you cant really use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TliG1fhvaM

Italian cheese I guess,hope the riders Max Walls are Ok

Theyve done the knowledge,their overweight and bad tempered.They drive like a complete cunts and think they own the road,They will threaten you with their taxi and be obnoxious as the fumes the taxi spews out. Taxi drivers........ bunch of militant self-righteous arseholes.

CANT WAIT TO THESE FUCKS GET BANNED FROM BUS LANES

Ive got CHARLIES address and a load of stamps.Im gonna post a letter to 30 of his neighbours and tell them hes a petty thief,fraudster and what a all round low life cunt he is.Mind you they prolly know it already

FUCK SHIMANO CHAINS ,I got this advice from Hippy years ago havent bought one since FUCK SHIMANO CHAINS

Come on,all you good people.He did design the "FOFFA CIAO" Next year, me and you Tyson gonna be MIRRIONAIRES

Foffa Competition.Baby Blue just for you
http://homemakermagazine.co.uk/win-vintage-style-foffa-bike-accessories-worth-500

I hope his pile gets an abcess

I hope CHARLIE Z HARRIS catches his cock in his zip,then treads on a 3 pin plug

Wrongcog its only bin a week,Law prolly had other cases on the go

Subbed! ......Poor Johnny

robert cray poor johnny album twenty - YouTube

Single Malt anyone
http://www.merlincycles.com/merlin-single-malt-single-speed-bike-61807.html

Advert from Gumtree.Bike built by no other than Dani Foffa himself

Well, I recently moved out of East London and feel like I can no longer ride my single-speed Foffa around without betraying that Shoreditch sense of cool.

So, take advantage of my misfortune - grow a beard, put on your skinniest jeans and ironic tshirt, thick framed glasses and take this baby out for a spin.

She's a series 3 Foffa Prima single speed that has treated me extremely well through several years of good use. It was custom built for me with a contrasting black/white design by none other than Dani Foffa himself. Cost £650 when new, am sadly now letting it go for a bargain price.

The steel frame is in a large size, so would suit somebody over 6'. Features white rims fatter than yo momma after a week long binge on pork pies, and a cushy soft Selle Italia saddle that will protect your junk even if your skinny jeans won't. If you want the ultimate hipster feel, you can flip the back wheel, put on a new cog and go fixie.

Rides as smooth as silk. Come get her.

Foffa bikes should be sold with a large bottle of ACETONE

Big Sainsburys in streatham,the security guards will watch my bike for me as i park it next to their station near the door.
A mate of mine once rode his Yamaha XT500 round the printing press floor after a session in the pub,the management had him in the office to give him a massive bollocking and possibly sack him.But he asked them where in the rule book it says he cant ride a motorbike on the printing press floor..... IT DIDNT so they couldnt do anything about it.The print unions were a law unto themselves then in the 80's

Hey CHARLIE Z HARRIS send me a Visiting Order

This thread needs more Gangsta talk.Charlie is too busy cotching with his bitches to talk shit with us pussy ass wasterman

Great idea oliver pillory/stocks.we could cover thieves nether regions in jam and get a goat to lick it off like the japanese do in that endurance TV programme

I wouldnt charge bike thieves for this service,i do it for free

Now hang on a minute we cant go around killing bike thieves.They should be D LOCKED by the neck to a bike stand,given a good shoeing.Then a brooks saddle should be well and truly forced up their arse nose first.

My cousin who is a ambulance driver/paramedic asked me last year "why do cyclists ride so faraway from cars".i told her about the door zone and that the first cyclist the previous year died from being doored.We need a major TV campaign to inform the public why cyclists ride 1-1.5 metres away from parked cars,until this happens we going to continue getting irate drivers shouting,hanging on our back wheel and being threatening.20 mph limit across London is a great idea

Charlie Z HARRIS: MUM if anybody knocks on the door tonight,whatever you do dont answer it
CHARLIES mum: Why will it be the FRAUD SQUAD
CHARLIE Z HARRIS:NO it will be the LFGSS DUNWICH DYNAMOB