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hmm, she just post it here, and then fuck off hoping for the best.

rude cunt.

Wow, a true gentleman.

ejay - where did you get that welsh flag helmet?

And just a few minutes ago - a couple of bikes locked up outside Hootananny on Effra Road. I only remember that one of them was covered in postage stamps! How cool is that? :-D

That's Tom's bike.

Spotted just now:

White bike with a polo mallet attached to top tube, disk front wheel, mustache, cigar, talking on phone and riding on the wrong side of the road.

You ride like a bit of a prick.

Oh good god.

I've created a monster.

Don't you guys have belter things to do?

Should be a couple more days till I'm back on the bike. My ankle has gone a stonewashed blue colour.

My pain and suffering has been validated by this thread.

You can get one of these from Fresh Tripe

I dungaree.

I think I stopped at the lights just behind you just after it happened... I assumed you had fallen off... but didnt actually see it... now I know...

If it was a bearded bloke looking a bit sorry for himself sprawled out in front of the Pret then yes it was me.

I wish the others would sleave off though.

hope you managed to selvedge some dignity..

I was suit-ably denim-eaned.

That made me chuckle - Thanks

I've just got back from A&E with a rather nasty sprain to my ankle.

This morning I was running rather late for work and forgot to roll up the legs to my jeans.

Was crossing over the junction with Grays Inn Road and Theobalds Road when my jeans caught in my chain ring, causing a very violent twisting of my ankle as I skidded to a stop.

Lovely painkillers have kicked in now.

May this serve as a reminder to you all.

It certainly sounds like him.

^^^ Stay clear of him - especially if he's riding backwards.

That seems like a perfect description.

Agreed.

Shit.

If your mate Tom needs any witnesses then pm me. To be honest though - I didn't see everything.

That other guy sounds like a cock.

I'm guessing you were on the red bike?

I saw you fall off but didn't see exactly what happened, except the other guy looking a bit smug and cheekily said "alright mate".

You ok? You seemed pretty (rightly) angry at him!

Was that you on Oxford st earlier?

Spotted: Two couriers having a punch up outside Pret on Oxford st.

I just got my first ever neg-rep for this; "Putting 'um' in a sentence."
I shit you not.
WTF...

I've never contributed anything of importance to receive any um... reps.

i'd rather cross the channel in one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSYmSnpQ360

Ekranoplanes are brilliant!

Imagine being invaded by the Soviets in one of those.

We're playing our first proper gig this Wednesday coming.

http://www.last.fm/music/Leyaks
http://www.myspace.com/leyaks

The song's on here are some of our slower/older/crapper stuff.

"Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.
But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside.
He is like a Mountie, he always gets his man.
And he'll zap you any way he can...
ZAP!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

If you are a christian - I'm very sorry, but some of you godbotherers make it way too easy to take the piss.

My Granddad used to work for Guinness.

Apparently - once a week they would empty the large vats of Guinness, then the Marmite lorry would come along and suck out the remaining crud at the bottom of them - which they would then use as a base for the Marmite.

I'm posh, so i only eat this one with champagne...

My Laydee bought me this for Valentines day this year.

I appreciate the sentiment, but my god does it taste weird.

It's been sitting in the cupboard untouched since.