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Charge have missed a trick IMHO:
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Although I don't think I could condone a head shot, I'd happily step up to shoot this nasty bitch in the leg with a broadhead so I could wave a tourniquet in her face.
Maybe after lying there for a few minutes, bleeding to death with a severed femoral artery, she'd be less keen about the whole bowhunting gig.
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I've had both Timbuk2 and Chrome. The Timbuk2 went on the 'Bay after less than a year, I still use the Chrome every day.
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First you must pass the nine tests.
I thought we'd gone back to just the six tests after that unpleasant business with the Sexual Offences Act?
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Thankyou! It's in the post tomorrow :-)
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Charlotte we'd have to get a shot of you on the Farthing in!
Totally. You can have this one, but there may be better ones soon now I know how to ride the thing.
Just realised I didn't vote that I'd buy a book and now I can't edit...
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Northfields. If you can't collect, bung a quid or two into my partner's fundraising effort, PM me with your address and I'll post it to you, how's that?
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What a fabulous idea. With some good photography and real riders, I'm sure you'd sell a whole load of them. I'd buy one ('specially if I was in it...)
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I've got one you can have as I usually drill my mudguards and cable tie them on. Much more secure.
Where are you?
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^^^Astroturfing tossbag alert ^^^
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- dovoneil - the blackest black you have
- rocksteady - red
- saibot- black
- Johan - 1 clear 1 red
- Jono - black like a bomb
- Eyebrows- 1 of each. (i want to tag my bikes, and need a keychain) can mine have two raised eyebrows over the LFGSS instead of my forum name? pretty please.
- Tiswas - 1 red, 1 clear please (Racist, I know).
- moog - 1 clear
- Elguapo - 1 red (I fell on my last one and it literally stabbed me in the ass)
- teenslain - 2 black (Can we do the same thing as last time? Or how about just setting everything in Akzidenz Grotesk, much cooler than Impact or whichever font you used last time)
- Aroogah - 2 Black
- Dropout - 1 red
- Andrea - 1 clear - 1 black
- JackFlash - 1 black 1 clear (^ agree with TS and Akzidenz)
- Balki - In the absence of pink ones shaped like testicles, I'll begrudgingly take 2 black ones
- huge16 - 2 black and 2 clear
- NurseHolliday - black like my heart
18.BillyBob - Black like the omen - taogeogheganhart - 1 black 1 clear
- matt_r_p - 1 black
- gizmond - 1 black, 1 clear
- Ned - 1 Clear, 1 Black
- Buddha Fingaz - 2 clear
- Frank Glass - 1 clear
- Sam_w - Black Please
- Mechamorgan - 2x as black as midnight.
- steves - 1 red, 1 black
- murtle is a cunt - black
- torches - 1 clear (definately in akzidenz)
- Timmy 1 black 1 clear
- veLLo 1 black 1 clear
- A.Serota - 1 black
- Charlotte - 1 red
- dovoneil - the blackest black you have
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The badlands of Northfields...
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Inspired by this thread (and my plan to ride to Wales the weekend after next) I have just been on the phone to the very nice ladies from Carradice and I've bought a Camper Longflap to match my much loved Barley.
Damn you, Velocio!
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Where's west Drinks tonight? I have a real headset press and I'm in Ealing.
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Street cuffs - hard as nails (but not awfully practical...)
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You should reliably inform the police that swearing at them is exempt from the provisions of Section 5 of the Public Order Act, as it is a defence that "The defendant had no reason to believe that there was any person within hearing or sight who was likely to be alarmed or distressed by his action."
The CPS, ACPO and higher courts have gone on record to state that a Police constable will may not be likely to be alarmed or distressed by naughty words.
They'll really hate you if you spout that at them.
It's true. In White and Others v. Chief Constable of South Yorkshire and Others, the court held that police officers were men and women of "extraordinary phlegm" and as such, would be "hardened to events which would to ordinary persons cause distress".
Phlegm. What a marvellous word.
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A small tin of Proofide is about four or five quid. A tin of dubbin from a tack shop might be two or three depending on the quality. Proofide is a proprietary product in as much as its formulation is unique amongst leather treatments.
If you've just spent upwards of fifty quid on a leather saddle, chances are it's because you're serious about the way it looks or you're serious about your arse-comfort. Maybe both. Either way, what's the point of saving a couple of pounds and not knowing whether what you're putting on your saddle is going to shorten it's life span, change the colour or not get the best out of it?
Besides, I rather like the smell of the stuff. It's the citronella, I think...
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48 x 14 here - which is a little over 90 G.I.
Anything less is for foreigners or lesbians or the French.
looks out of the window at commuting bike running 47x19
combs armpit hair
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pfft knives are for sissies..............
Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Dump the spuds and get yourself some double-sided Time ATACs. No tensioning screw to do up and the harder you pull up on them, the harder they hang onto your cleats.
Sorted.
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Consider my chain well and truly yanked then... ;)
longbow FTW
See, I'd love a Longbow but every time I've ever shot one, I've hurt myself. The last time I loosed an arrow from one I lost skin. I'm very much concerned that if I ever tried again, I'd loose a nipple.
...which is a damned good reason for shooting compound if you're a girl. No need for chest guards.
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Hey Charlotte, do you own any crossbows at all, my dad had some mental one when I was younger, it was made by barnett and had a 250lb pull, he fired a bolt through a car door in his mates junk yard once lol.
No. Crossbows are largely complete shite. Particularly Barnett ones.
As I take pleasure in stirring shit, I'd just like to say that compounds, peeps, releases etc are for pussies. HTFU ;)
In that case I'm a pussy.
...who can put arrows in a 2" group at 50m - with more muzzle energy than a .38 special.
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You want a Raleigh Twenty, you do :)
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That wasn't your black Ribble in there was it?
Nope - I do all my own spannering :)
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