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My name is Ole, I'm old, and i'm fixed. The bloody government (CIA and norwegian intelligence) surgically took away my abillity to populate the world with beautiful people.

That made me a bit depressed and paranoid.

Pics please...

Je continue de croire que les vélos à plusieurs vitesses sont destinés aux personnes de plus de 45 ans. [...] En ce qui me concerne, donnez-moi une seule vitesse!

    Henri Desgrange, 1902

Those are not 26, look at him, he's thinking "WTF, 29" legs, where did my trusty old 26'ers go?"

Plus 1 (plus key is brokened)... Da booze and da drugs keep me from tearin' the the walls down, funny that... Humans are morons, present company excepted, good peoples on here, the ones I've met that is... Now, where did I put that Glock?

Almost 9 o'glock here, at your's pro'ly 8 o'glock

having said that, the badger golden ale I've just poured is made by humans, and I'm starting to forget what all the fuss was about..

Got no badgers around, RPM, but I like meself and my stouts. But human race, thats a sad story, we develope into twats. Male twats become taxi drivers and the female twats turn into wannabe TV hostessesses (ie waitressessses)..or sumpin'.

I is glad I is me.

Lazy generalisations.

Lazy or not, generalisations are good. Makes life easy, sort of.

I've allways liked "Rough Guide", is I wrong?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1939201/Rough-Guide-to-England,-an-irritating-place.html

This one saved it though: *"Of the two hundred-plus destinations across the world that Rough Guide covers, there is none so fascinating, beautiful and culturally diverse, yet as insular, self-important and irritating, as England."

*

oh yes, i loved that.

top 5 books*:

1) life of Pi
2) on the road
3) vernon 'god' little
4) eternal lightness of being
5) wind-up bird chronical

*subject to change :D

Those are all great reading. As a norwegian I'll suggest the swedish novel "Let the right one in" by [ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/203-3505392-1015115?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books-uk&field-author=John%20Ajvide%20Lindqvist"]John Ajvide Lindqvist[/ame]. A great read, sad, funny and thrilling. The best read I've had the last five years. And i don't even like books on wampires.

Jesus is around, believe me. Last night i rode home from the pub, really pushing it, when I lost sight of the road and almost planted my face in a huge dogshite. I felt the spirit leave my body, and I could watch myself in some sort of tunnel vision talking hebrew to the pile of shit. Then i fell asleep.

That's when Jesus came to me and told me that he forgave me all my sins, and all my children's sins.

When I woke up I cold see His face in blood on my right elbow!

I'm a sinner, and I love it. I'll be back, Jesus, after the pub.

We're discussing action jeans here, and nobody's thunk of the mother of them all:

Airfix XL x 1
Rabbit XL x 1

It's all about Simona Krupeckaite.

Sorry, mr. hippy, it's Vicky.

BTW, can anyone on that tiny island called England get me a date with said Vicky?

What a monster!

What a great race.
When W & C decided they wanted to win.......I 'm so impressed.

Here's one for you, k:

The Racing Bicycle

CK call them base plate, others (all?) call them crown race.

Looking at your pic it seems like the base plate is flush with the fork. Think you should take out the bottom bearing, see if it's up side down like 31t®um says.

That's way cool. Does Stan sell those No-Tire kits? Do you need a special valve or sumthing?

Well, if you're a Schultheiss-girl I def would think about it:

Have a look

I know, it's pathetic but I need friends..
So, if you see an old, pathetic norwegian, wearing a PC cap, please say hello.....and if it's important I'll shave...and shower..and stop picking me nose...

See ya, ...sort of, maybe....

I'll move over to grumpy ole' fixed men
Thank you...

This has been mentioned several places the last few days. Luckily I'm going on a job related trip to Berlin that week and have managed to get my self tickets for Saturday night.

I have two minor "problems" though; my colleagues couldn't care less about this arrangement so I'm going solo. The other thing is, as norwegian, I know little about track racing, I'm just fascinated.

So, if any of you guys, if in Berlin, would like to meet saturday afternoon, for a pre race beer and fixie related chat, I would love it.

This might be a tall order, but hey, whats there to lose.....

And what's in it for you? More or less nothing I guess, a round of beer and someone to laugh at, of and with.....

So, please, form a line and no fighting...or send an e-mail: ole@olganga.com

My cap found it's way to the norwegian woods the day before Xmas.

I got this rather personal, handwritten message with it:

"Dear Ole, thanks for your support! Best wishes, Emma Fox, Team Promotions"

"Emma Fox", dang, thats a hot name. I bet I was the only one getting this personal message, ...
I sell the signature for dirtyfour cents, or the eqvuilavent in barely used spoke cards.

...and by the way, I'm going on a job related trip to Berlin in january, and look what happens at the same time: Sechstagerrennen. Got tickets and won't sell them even for 3 (or 2, certainly not for 1) spokecards..

Ole
slightly retarded

Oh what a great sunday morning, snowing outdoors, coffee and arrospok-mania indoors

Thanks to you all.

The Ten Yard Stare? Thats nothing,

Wayne!

I'll say that's the cleanest, most tasty bike I've seen in a long, long time. A winner!

I feel sorry for you, though, you can't upgrade,....or can you?