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thanks for taking that wheel jonny... and the pipe, what a weird arrangement eh? because i get the pipe and a different wheel back in return.

SOUTH POLO TOMORROW, ROLL UP SLACKERS, FLATLANDER WHERE ARE YOU? STELLE ROYAL? HORATIO AND GABES GET YOUR ARSE SOUTH AND MOH I EXPECT AN ENTIRE TEAM SHOWING. Now if only the brockley gang were back... Ali?

hey chris sorry for spilling my entire beer all over myself and your sofa and clanging and smashing my way out of the house as i left, torture to get up this morning. BRM i don't believe a word of it, i remember cheesily high 5ing you when you so profoundly put..."i love beer and dope and bikes and music." RPM just shook his head.

Can someone tell me why pj left chris's house about 7 times and kept coming back? and why you all grabbed my legs outside and started tugging me about like a water pump?

attila the cockbroker is a bore and an utterly rude rhyming fuk head diva.

yeh but did you watch 'the film' he made?

two thumbs up -siskel and ebert

mashtons looking buff!

the lot of you

doggdoodledale...e...kins?

if i bring a back wheel, wheel you help me unplug of spokes so mike can have the hub and i can have the rim?

it's been so long, but I can't stay away. Will see you all tonight!

Does anyone want some old tyres/knackered 27" wheels+ok tyres/white saddle/black saddle/nitto pursuit bars? having a bit of a clear out. will bring them down, apart from the wheels which are going in the bin unless anyone really wants them.

hey you were giving that saddle to me!

;)

oh, and did you get what you need dude?

i did indeed, never seen someone so happy for a cog, then he went and broke my chain tool after i told him not to use his own cause it was shit.

i loved this exchange.

No, I mean I suit it.

My bike wants it, sir.

doe's it sir??
really want it sir??

Does it face away from you with its handlebars turned back towards you and look at you with big doe eyes, all vulnerable and yet fuckable, sir?

Does its front brake squeal when you're going too fast and try to stop, sir?

could i have a go sir?

Could you give me a backy, sir?

Can I grease your bottom bracket sir?

Stop it now, sir!

Does it like you to strip the threads and then have a go at the hole with an oversize puller, sir?

is that an oversize bar sir?

Does the bike like you to try to squeeze the oversize bar into a standard clamp, sir? Does she like it installed dry, sir?

or do you have to grease her up, sir?

Okay, I think we've finally managed to derail this tedious thread. Another victory for double entendre :)

nice shots gabes and that rink is great, HUMUNGOUROUS!

i also think you might have taken the only photos that show the speed of polo, normally photos of polo look really dull.
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it's not that they aren't into it, its that, one must concentrate on ones ridding and jaffer eating on long rides.
nice moustache young lady.

but i think thats just because you can't meet girls when you are ridding and collecting bike parts.

last time i went to brighton my friend locked himself to me and lost his key on the beach. Against all odds and in the dark we found it amongst the pebbles. He's coming with me on this ride so i guess i should get him and living asleep to meet and lock up together, aaaah.

when you eat jaffer cakes does it affect your sperm count?

that was fun last night guys, nice amount of people and bonus too, because nobody saw me smashing myself in the face with my mallet, trying to do a wheelie.

punkpixel in blb getting fluffed whilst I was having my cock sucked with some marvelous service.

sweet. see you there.

are we on tonight gonna bust my N/E cherry.

leave jesus out of it. Electoroll indeed. It's a bit like tv detector vans. Anyone ever seen one? The thing is about tv's is that 99% of people have one. So the licensing authority just has to look to see which addresses do not have a license registered. Hey presto 2 + 2.
If you give a false address, (and they don't always check) and the police have no record of that name living there or indeed that address existing, then your either an idiot who dosn't know his/her own address or lying.
utility bills, electoroll, subscription to RLJ monthly whatever, it's not hard this is the era of information. Besides as people have mentioned before if you can't see a dayglo fatman at a junction you shouldn't be jumping because you don't have the skillz in the eyez not to get killed by on coming traffic.

i'm curious too but alas i am double booked. Such a nice day too. Gonna go to N/E tomorrow though.

thats the price you pay for being swift mike.

brakeless boner

thats cause you call important cabinet ministers like me a worm and object offers me haircuts.