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Precisely.

and you can't spell 'Arson' without 'arse'

or something.

'bicycle wall mount hooks'

i did 2 laps in the wind, which, although strong and powerful like hippy's erections, was not actually coming down Sawyer's hill for once, which was a nice change.

then i went to the pub and drink beer and ate beef

so i win, clearly

i use an MPC1000 as the MIDI timing is special and organic, and the convertors do something magical to my 'beats'.

VanUden Sorry to hear about this. I'd say it is the guy who popped out from the window above for a number of very good reasons:

1. He said that you should have asked permission; he obviously felt aggrieved/angered
   
2. He wouldn't deny doing the damage. Even a good liar could have said, 'nah mate, I heard some banging noises and looked out but no one was there, fuckin' kids eh, would you believe it!?'
   
3. It was dark, he was directly above the bike how could he possibly even see the damage and yet he knew it was there because he wasn't surprised when you asked him about it
   
   

Thus I conclude my case. It was the cunting coward in the window.

eeexcellent

i'm going in a minute, see how far i get in the wind

"we're all being told to get on our bikes, but would Boris Johnson be so keen if some CUNT did this to his bike?"

also, i have a friend whos a BBC news journalist, can always pass it on

yep, send it to London tonight, they'll show it on a slow news day

or, buy stuff you fancy, when you fancy it.

London hates pretty much everyone, except options traders and hedge fund managers, as far as i can tell

Thanks, i just had one

Slack Yeah, it's disgusting. It looks like a 5 year old was asked to draw the coolest bike in the world then his amputee dad made it.

yeah, it's a good point, there should be a second 3 digit number, like 900 or something, for general police assistance.

stevo_com It shouldn't have to be, they should deal with everything as seriously as you see it,

well, come on, that's not quite right. there are limited operators, and a person should really exercise some judgement as to whether it's worth delaying someone elses ambulance for their bike 'emergency'

or, break every window in brick lane, just to be sure

Post the address incase any pissed up cyclists feel a bit handy one night

Arvo Part is cool

No, just once, but film it.

I have a spare chain you can have, not much, i know, but it's all i have laying around

Yeah, Bricks in the window.

If he doesn't like it? ' This is Brick Lane, My friend'

Or, lock a shit bike there and hide round the corner with a camera, and film him vandalising it.

is he ill, then?

is that what you like to call it?

stop being a bender

stop

stop it