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i have a problem

its called 'must learn to fix and make everything in the world'

its annoying in some ways, mostly just exciting,

and this thread seems to be going in circles

thats so cool, i wanted to make a pedal generator still do, to power a cinema, i thought that if it can work for a cinema then it could work for a computer, i guess you can power most anything with pedals!

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scott not scot i love the fact that they have compression straps on a bag that's only 5" wide....i'm not saying this cos i make bags...but i'd save your money...you're not gonna get much in either size of those cos they're so narrow....i think you can get ortlieb bags really cheaply?....they'd be a better option...IMO

yeah that bag will sit all wrong on your back,

i was so close to getting an ortlieb mess backpack, im very glad i didnt, they look good and all but my 'heavy flow' is so good

leeww [quote]SMEEAR that aint a wallet, i have a birth defect

Don't be ashamed of your defect, get it out, oil it up and join your local circus.

Back to your original post, my girlfriend is cool, she can pretty much alter anything for me, I buy a shit pair of jeans or put on 30lbs of beer based man fat and she will get her (1970's) sewing machine out and make anything fit my hideously distended and grotesquely misshaped body.

Many pairs of trousers have been rescued this way, although I have not investigated the whole crotch patch scene as yet, is there a website ?[/quote]

a website huummmm maybe i should start one...

maybe?....

bin bags! i use them when its not raining as well

i find them handy to put rubbish in

leeww Take your massive wallet out of your left pocket and you should be good to go.

that aint a wallet, i have a birth defect

wayne_f14 cheeky addition i was looking to add to cap - just the silver detail, what do you reckon fella?

eassyy peeaassyy

yeah it can be done, will look fun against the tweed!

and im loving the prints in the background

hosepipe "surfing. I suggest everyone to learn and you will be hooked unless you are dead."

i would love to have a go at surfing

pitty i can barely swim :(

yeah but have you seen my crystal ball?

glow in the dark?

i work at a place that sells loads of uv stuff

black light polo? uv ball?

NEW RAVE POLO!!!!!!!!

my slave could live in the mouldy seller but i think he would get rickets

i often take in charity shop trousers so i can have lovely figure hugging lovelyness

i found an old pair that i hadnt worn in ages, taken in, skinny (just right) i got to wondering why i dont wear them more often?
i soon found out when i tried to ride in them, so tight, crotchy tight tight,

not nice,
ride able but not nice.

my mind has been on the subject of technical garments recently
sooo, i fixed my problem with stretchy denim, Grey stretchy denim
works well and looks.... funky?

anyone else done similar?

lot of exciting gubbins there

glow where the hell is my hat smeear? im gettin a cold head you know..

you, my man, have asked for the moon on a stick and im still not sure if i can do it?

i havent forgotten, in fact the screen printing ink has arrived and lots of new stuff should be possible soon

cock

think it would sting a bit

or on your wee wee

SMEEAR [quote]kilgore_trout smeear - how much for a full on (not too detailed) custom cap?

kinda depends what youve got in mind?[/quote]

it really depends on what materials your after, basically im not in a position to spend half a week scouting out one type/colour material for one cap, (unless its mega expencive :) ) but having said that there is a lot i have available, send me a mail with what your after and we can see!!

vegansdontneedgears shippign to the us runs?

i think eating eggs can help out, if not pop down the chemist and pick up some pills, i hate getting the runs.

yeah i have sent a few off to the states already

kowalski How much for yer actual custom action, Mr Smeear?

I'm thinking white, some stylish (yet simple) detailing.

Size BiggerThanOneSizeFitsAll. Which seems to be a recurring theme here.

Maybe us fakengers just have HUGE brains. Mines so big it's pushed me hair out...

it kinda rare that they wont fit, same as most cycling caps really
but yeh some people do have massive brains

kilgore_trout smeear - how much for a full on (not too detailed) custom cap?

kinda depends what youve got in mind?

edmundane I WANT THAT VERY FIRST ONE ON YOUR SITE!!!

sorry for shouting.... yes, the black and turquoise one... bagsy!

glad people a liking them, makes me warm inside

no bagsys if you shoot me a mail you can have it,

im doing a load for Brick Lane Bikes next, not sure if i want them to put a massive mark-up on them

Hovis Brown [quote]SMEEAR [quote]Hovis Brown very nice looking caps. not sure how they will look on my monstrous head though. i'm convinced it has its own gravitational pull.

well maybe next time i see you about i can try one on your head, im eager to know just how big peoples heads can get lol :)[/quote]

i just realised that the things floating around my head were flies. but my head is pretty big. 63cm?[/quote]

biggest yet....do we have a world record?

scott not scot more niceness for ya heeds!!!....i reckon you' must be getting about as much sleep as me....:)

yeah the only reason there isnt more on the blog is cause i just ran out of the cotton hatband stuff (thats the tec name)

Hovis Brown very nice looking caps. not sure how they will look on my monstrous head though. i'm convinced it has its own gravitational pull.

well maybe next time i see you about i can try one on your head, im eager to know just how big peoples heads can get lol :)

MrSmith what about those flat caps in the true working class tradition?

flat caps aint far off ive been fiddling about with some patterns and will be sewing some up soon

kilgore_trout really nice work. personally i'm torn over the small-brim style. how 'custom' can one get in these?

i you have a look through the gallery page you should see some caps with larger peaks, not a problem to go a bit larger, most people really like to small tough so that what i make

yes actually, ones with earflaps lined with fur,
caps with total a fur lining would kill you

p.s i love you all