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No dude I'm talking fucking flat. Like barends in the shit, knee down, fully balls out.

I'll try and find it, or buy it and scan it in, I couldn't believe it myself

That's called crashing...

Many of the clothes designers and make up artists are that way inclined... those of a certain persuasion

Jesus Christ! What planet are you on? That's the sort of crap my bigoted grandfather used to spout. His excuse was that he was born in 1899 - what's yours?

i was in melbourne a few months back and everyones riding a pista

They have a rota then?

It looks best if you are wearing long trews (ie tracksuit bottoms) with no shirt.

Chav'kintastic... :-((

Anthony Antrews

And/OR wearing a Newcastle, Liverpool, Man Utd or Celtic shirt

Football shirts should be worn ONLY when playing football.
There, I've said it.

Termite's the night...

Ugh!

dont change her, keep her dirty

Fnaar...

the first bike that i've ever had genuine feelings for and want to look after her good

Don't worry , that won't last. In no time you'll be lying to her and sneaking out to the pub. Soon you'll be eyeing up other bikes, you'll wonder what you ever saw in her and before you know it she'll be replaced...
'Twas ever thus. ;-(

Hi Torpid...

and a 'y'...

It'll be on Eurosport every day I imagine, so any pub with satellite and an obliging landlord should be happy to put it on if you're drinking enough...

The stock way of doing it is to have signs saying something like: "You are not allowed to consume alcohol in this area if warned not to by a law officer"
Henry and Jemimah can continue with the riesling from their picnic hamper - the street drinkers with the White Lightning get moved on...

Neither.

Next.

Probably just a misunderstanding about the grouse season...

Front page of The Times today...

Haha! Exactly

From what I gather, he didn't tighten the front wheel, it fell off and he wants help for it??

and he shat in that poor girl's house too, don't forget that...

Bonjour, billets, s'il vous plait...

litespeed also do a less extreme version of this idea on their hardtail MTBs. Supposedly using the 'springiness' of titanium to provide a little travel on the rear triangle.

Like BMMF said...^^^ ;-)

I missed this thread. Can't say I'm particularly sorry about that. For what it's worth I think this troll used to be called Mugs, the one that David banned for seven days - about eight days ago...
Apart from that - I'm with eyebrows^^^

why would that be a joke?

Because the way he writes suggests that if he's studying English it is as a foreign language...

Let's face it - it's pretty hard to tell what the hell you're talking about in general...

in no way am i offended. you think being an english major my vocab would be better.

That's a joke, right?
Please tell me that's a joke...