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Be inspired towards new levels of cheese...

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Ohmigod

More of a flat battery

As opposed to fat twattery...

can't believe you missed that Platini!

Neither can I - obviously not the live wire I thought I was...

to be honest I am shocked at people taking the piss out of suicide

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#1264 you lazy cunt

Erudite as evah la

Socket to me...

maybe just drop it.

Wire you suggesting that?

That's grounds for a short and battery...

Emphasis on the 'short'...

Ideas are obviously in short supply now...

Pistanator's got this thread wired to the one next door...

keeps generating ...

Hi!
Droll,
Eclectic...

We just can't get grid of it.

waves

Hippy,

your vigilence should be applauded!

Unlike your spelling...

I was just trying to generate some levity...

Do you not have ohms to go to?

That has transformed my opinion of you...

Re-volt-ing humour.

Watt?

That's over 3 mins since someone posted the word "skids"....

The man who invented the Tasers used in the Raoul Moat case has killed himself because the coverage had 'destroyed' him.

How shocking...

Shite, they're still not convinced - forgot to add in some patronising offensiveness and belittling unwarranted irrelevance; dammit, were it not for that I could have gotten away with it...

Pesky kids again, eh?

I meant "the weight sounds about right if this post is to be believed" as in, your bb weighs the same as this guy's bb of the same make. But then it turns out to be exactly the same BB so there goes that point.

Sorry, I don't know what this BB should weigh.

Never explain, never apologise.

the laundrette?

You've dropped an 'e'...

sigh another look-at-me thread from dancing_james

you probably deserved it, to be fair.

You utter cunt, just fuck the fuck off.

James's encounters with road rage (his own and that of others) has brought entertainment and considerable hilarity to to the forum.

You, on the other hand, are a dull, uninteresting and vacuous cunt-bubble of the first water.

I know you won't mind me saying this...

Wicksie, there lieing. Its for sure a case of useing the top-comma. That show's that the thing is owned by the other thing. You would'nt right "Marks car", thats just dum.

Twat.

Exiled to Liverpool.

A truly cruel and unusual punishment...

As if. Who could be so nasty?

Oh...

platini must be jealous as he only gets a fuck, not fuck in the arse.

I don't understand your point.

What business of yours is my sexuality?

If I wanted to get 'fucked in the arse' 24/7 it would have fuck-all to do with you, you homophobic twat.

I know you won't mind me pointing this out...