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chris crash my god kills a kitten every time hippy posts... there are not many left.

thats funny

& true

not if I get to 'confession' first old bean - confession absolves me of all sin - handy that

They don't need cameras, when you go and collect your new ID card they can insert you with a RFID chip which generates an automatic fine each time you pass a red light, SOD the planet may as well buy a fucking car

My God is not a rathful vengeful kitten killing God instead he is an omnipresent loving and forgiving God that turns a blind eye to the odd minor green cross code infraction

this is mine six months ago

lots of lovely tight angles, looks the part, goes like stink

in my manor they have TECKTONIC dance battles out on the street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2pVlYvjds&NR=1

oh to be french, foolish and young

when I have built the Mercian up I am going to respray mine green metallic

bikenut one cut me up on the finchley rd one evening going home, he was up my arse for about 100 yards, then he saw his chance to overtake but almost straight away pulled up to a halt in front of me. by the time i got round him and level with his window he was taking fares from passengers getting on the bus. i banged the side of the bus as hard as i could and shouted ' FCKING WNKER' , i'm sure by the look on his face that he just let go in his underpants.

I had a mate, working as a courier, who got six months inside for threatening behaviour, he threatened to hit a bus driver with a defective brake light who had over taken him and then stopped suddenly.

First offence, never in trouble with the law before.

I love my bareknuckle

the toe overlap has never been a problem it just means that it is not very maneouvrable at very low speeds

toe overlap>>?

I got a 54 but its in Paris

Mr J.F Wilson have you considered moosetash bars for that rather lovely vicorage bicycle

ask yourself this,if a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?

'Stopatred was created by concerned cyclists, alarmed about how the cause of cycling is being undermined by the reckless actions of an unrepresentative minority'

What a bunch of self rightious bollox, I jump lights if the road is empty or if it is safer to do so, far from being reckless it is a matter of good judgement, having been riding for twenty five years, eight of which as a courier, I tend to think that my judgement is rather good, but then I couldn't give a toss about the 'cause of cycling' because I am not self rightious enough to think of 'cycling' as a cause that needs to be championed in the first place. Quite frankly I wish all these Johnny come lately goody fucking two shoes Islington anoraks with their patronising bloody petition and ruddy dayglo safety stripes would fuck off as they are seriously compromising my 'bad-boy' image...;)

that bike suits him

Do people still buy the sunday papers

or has it all gone on-line...?

I used to like to sit in the pub and read the papers

but I think that may have had more to do with sitting in the pub

than reading the papers

these days I read the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/index.jhtml

and the Times

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/

Le monde

http://www.lemonde.fr/

and

the American papers here

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/

I am imagining a Dwarf with extra long arms and hairy hands

some more TECKTONIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaZYmTwOxA&feature=related

From what I can remember very cute but you do kinda take your life into your own hands walking into some of those places

So had TECKTONIC made it to London yet...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdvAe78TFM&feature=related

The French kids are so into this TECKTONIC dance

You telling me you don't have bars like that in Oz...? outside the big cities I bet it's just like that

bit of the Berlin Love Parade with that one 'ippy geezer'

how about some country music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q85rPq1u9sc

I love this song I do

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the 'enlightenment' is dead, killed off by disinterest and boredom, the 21st century will be the century of the global religious wars, so long as the war is 'rightious' does anyone really care if it is 'just'..?