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If you can motivate traditionally apathetic demographics to turn out and vote, you can do a lot of things, electorally speaking.

CF, the confusion and petulance of Kem Badenochi and Victoria Atkins the other day when they had to sit and listen in opposition rather than pontificate in the chamber.

Hahahhahahababa

I'm delighted that it is almost a non news story.

Irrelevance, the natural home of these fuck nugget phony fascistae.

Nice GLWS

did this ever sell?

Am I missing something or are you guys really getting hands on support or driving to Northampton to simply go into safe mode and delete a file?

Maybe you can't access safe mode without some kind of corporate admin login?

bike taggers will disappear and never be heard from again.

Uh, your recent rare reversal aside, this has already been happening for quite some time now....

Yep, it's a feeling smug day as a Linux on the laptop user.

Has anyone seen any of the chain lube. £1.99 for 200ml is killer cheap....

I'm just going to mention in passing (!) that I played my first game of cricket in over 20 years on Sunday. Roped in to play for a friend's primary school fathers team that were a man short.

I used to bowl as an early teen, but stopped once I could talk to girls and drink booze...

Batted at number 10 and scored 3 off 9 before being caught behind from a nick.

Called on to bowl, at over 10 of a 30 over game, with only one wicket having fallen and the opposition looking set.

Ran in, not knowing what on Earth to expect, mainly worrying about not over stepping and not bowling ludicrously wide.

Stumps upended, a clean wicket with my first ball!

Second ball : edged and caught behind. I'm two off two! Totally mobbed by my mate and 9 men I met about two hours previously. I'm being hailed as the Messiah! (And a ringer)

Third and hat-trick ball was probably on 12th stump if I am generous. They should have got two for it, it was so wide!

Ended up with figures of 2 for 15 off 2.5 overs, before we lost the game. 8 of those 15 were extras...

So much fun. I can't wait for the next one.

Fair

If we fielded a Surrey only test team, would we still beat WI?

In fact, who wouldn't we beat? Australia and India obviously, but I'd fancy it against most other teams?

If this ends up not being a mild dose, it could be the "medical condition" required to get him to stand down.

Clooney for President.

With apple corer handle. Noice.

Mount it the other way up, with the hinge at the bottom not the top, so that the hook defaults to open when it is down.

Then apply string.

Absolutely not.

Fuck that shit

Still available?

It is Wednesday

Hannah Fry, joking about lady bits, on LFGSS.

It's like my whole internet has coalesced.

I look forward to him serving me in a Sainsbury's carpark key cutting hut in the near future.

Grace had the same batting average as Donald

Ooops.

Thanks for the FTFY

The caught and bowled was so funny. I was watching it and my immediate reaction was that it all happened too slowly and allowed him to think "Oh wow, this is it, I catch this and it's all done, this story is perfect, how odd." and then dropped it.

If it had been a bit quicker and a simple animal brain catch, he never would have dropped it.

I like it, it's a nice moment at the end of the career.

I would have liked it more if he had taken the last wicket afterwards. But it's the legacy, a story. It has overtones of WG Grace's 99.x batting average. Leave them wanting more...

Also, the way that it allowed Gus to take two fivefers is a wonderful thing. Real baton passing.

Glad I've never reffed him. I would feel dirty.

Or maybe one white and one red?

Too soon?

Absolutely incredible! Chapeau.

I am wondering how those purple calipers would have looked. Pretty smart I reckon...