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bite size portions. Tomato knife means I can chop straight on the plate

This makes much sense. I needed a set 8 years ago!

Shush now. It's bed time.

Are you going tomorrow? I thought you were Saturday.

Oh crikey.

For Sale, one day five ticket for Lords, James Anderson's last day.

£1million

Offers accepted ...

Doh.

Your ticket and my ticket can live together in the bin....

Other than possibly tomatoes (!) I really can't imagine what I might use a Victorinox tomato knife for.

What am I missing?

Hilarious misquote for comedic GC effect, but it feels like you are getting pretty close to the line there.

I'd hope that the person you are quoting is OK with it?

So here for it

I have no desire to be a member of the MCC.

Oval for me thank you.

I love being a member there.

Jimmy!

He's ruining Jimmy Anderson's Thursday...

This Atkinson prick is threatening to seriously ruin my Friday...

Ha

Yep

Ummmm. Surrey again?

Magical catch by Ollie Pope

At this rate my day five ticket will be so much roach paper...

Also a first catch in Test cricket for Jamie Smith.

Surrey squared

And again!

Fivefer on début.

Go ON!

A real commitment to fixed gear stupidity.

I love my pair

a friend in the HoL

Self referral

I've just asked a friend in the HoL if they can get me a ticket for SKSKC's first PMQs on Wednesday 24th July.

I've never been into the HoC before and figured this would be an awesome way to open my account.

Fingers crossed.

Beautiful!

Apologies.

Cock Nugget Fuxley-Wankon

Gotcha

Also, given the toss there will have to be something extraordinary happen for me to see Jimmy bowl...

Like lots of rain for example.

Oh.

I panicked and bought a day five ticket, just in case.

Highly unlikely I'll be able to use it, but nice to have in the back pocket.