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Britneys = beers
Ayia = slapper

Percentage of North America that is a cultural wilderness: 95%
Percentage of grossly inaccurate statistics: 104%
Percentage chance of waking up to find your house has turned to jelly and the neighborhood kids are gathering around with pitchforks and ice-cream: 2% (3.5% in Swindon)

Fact: The Milton Keynes road layout is an experiment in cognitive behaviour. There is a piece of cheese in the middle.

Fact #892: When viewed from an aeroplane, the road system in Milton Keynes represents a series of magickal sigils that are designed to summon our Dark Lord Satan. Only the cycle paths keep the world safe.

Fact #486: If you were to take out all of Norman Tebbitt's intestines, and lay them flat on the ground, you would feel remarkably happy.

Fact #326: Boris Johnson is a hermaphrodite

Fausto Coffee

Winnah!

Christian Prudhomme-lette.

Cadel Evans' sprouting baked potato face.

Victoria Sponge Pendleton
Hold-The-Mayo Jaune
Chamois Creme Bun
Paris-Nice biscuits

How much do these kind of things usually cost

Typically, slightly more cash than one has to spend.

That quote doesn't sound out of the ball-park, TBH.

I hear that discotheques are very popular with the young people at the weekend.

Yeah, navy makes you go slower and look like a pansy.

It's not quite got out of the 1970's, so it's about the same as Manchester.

ProBikeKit is pretty good.
Hubjub, of course.
+1 for dotbike + chainreaction

The Wenlock has room for 3-4 bikes indoors.

I'd like a Papaya Dog, please.

For a frame that shit, the Sugino would be lovely.

Aw man, when I was a kid, I wanted one of those so badly.

Is the cable crimp NJS?

Naughty Ricco! No biscuit: http://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme/breves2008/20080717_122653_ricco-positif_Dev.html

I'm going to have murtle.

Even if it must be burglary?

Well, it's good to see Barloworld have properly arrived.

I have a fairly cheap Dolan aluminium track frame. It's OK, but nothing to write home about. Light, sturdy, and as harsh as hell.

i think they should all be allowed to take as many drugs as they can/want. it'd make for better racing, and that's what it's all about, surely?

Perhaps a "William Burroughs memorial jersey" for most egregious use of doping products?