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you should have an evil monkey in your wardrobe.

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Surely you mean Waistcoat or Cummerbund.
Braces are essential for holding the trousers up, even if you have a cummerbund

You can wear a belt with a cummerbund. I just think that they look a bit weird with braces.

But you are right about the waistcoat.

Mind, I also wear a cummerbund with a double-breasted jacket because I overheat and so the jacket's off after dinner. So feel free to ignore me. :)

Germany is colder than the UK - no gulf stream, innit. The snow is bad, but the freezing rain is awful. You might get lucky, though.

I know how to wear a suit but not a tuxedo. What's the do's and dont's?

Don't: Call it a tuxedo, unless you want people to think you're a filthy colonial.
Do: Keep it simple.
Do: Braces or a cummerbund. I prefer the latter, but.
Do: Keep the jacket black and the shirt white.
Do: Have a proper bow tie. They're really not that hard. And they look good even when undone.
Do: remember that the pleats of a cummerbund face upwards, so that you can keep your opera tickets in them.
Don't: Forget the pocket square. Fold it square or with points depending on your lapels.

I want something epic to happen that just makes the press gape like terrified children, something that stops people acting like proper cunts to each other, that puts life back in perspective.

I don't know how you can say such a thing when Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.

Not hipster: People actually looked like Creedence in them 70s.

They're £150 on the rapha site. Add in the 15% voucher and that's a little over £125.

... for those people who missed this one.

I rode a Dolan on the streets for a couple of years and it was fine until some twat drove over it with a truck.

I would say "Foreign Secretary, go and sort out Iran"

There is a good flea market on Sundays in Mauer Park, you should go there!

Also, Mauerpark has Bearpit karaoke, although it might be a bit cold for that now.

I would also recommend Café Antipodes on Fehrbelliner Str for excellent coffee.

And Dolores. Be still, my beating heart.

I'm sure mergatron will be along shortly to put this in the other Berlin thread.

I would strongly recommend a trip to Teufelsberg:

Dobbin @ Mosquito.

Mostly the fish, but I suppose that phrase holds up OK for inner tubes, too.

In the basic sense, it's dead easy. But to do it well takes a bit more effort.

My twin brother ripped half of his jaw off with a helmet. Without he would have been dead. Nuff said.

That's nothing. One girl threw up her own pelvis-bone. It's a fookin' disgrace.

Sorry- I meant the downtube, not the cranks (which are aluminium), dreadful photo really but I had it to hand.

Ah yes. That makes much more sense.

Aw, that's horrid.

I used to live at the top of the Woodstock Road - it's not a well-designed place for cyclists - motorists come rattling off the ring-road and somehow forget to slow down to 30.

This is another example of carbon without a non-structural layer of cosmetic weave:

Is it? I thought that those were aluminium.

I have just replaced my worn-out Rapha full-finger gloves with the Dromarti ones. They're very nice indeed, although sized a little small. Hopefully they will stretch sufficiently.

I would listen to Tiswas. Them's good advices. When you claim on your insurance, you should tell them about the criminal case and give them the crime reference number. That should keep it off your record and from affecting your no claims.

I'd like a chicken. Do they have any dents?

I once misjudged the gap between two bollards and got catupulted off into a dog turd which I then slid through, smearing shit from my shoulder, all the down my front, one leg and onto my shoe.

Yeah, but I bet nobody stole you.

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