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I used to love Audis. Not so keen now cos all the ****ers that drove BMW's are driving Audis.
(Just an observation. Not suggesting ALL of both were/are *****ers. The representation of characters in this piece does not portray actual real persons and any likeness is purely coincidental, blah, blah, etc, etc)
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I also dislike this tendency today generally across all LEGO of smoothing all surfaces
Got to agree with you there. It just ends up looking scrappy. As soon as you try to include curvature into a model it ramps up the expectation of realism and accuracy. What Lego have done has left that Bugatti looking like the cat's been at it.
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A woman's husband dies and at the funeral parlour she is asked how she would like her husband to look in the open coffin at the funeral. "Oh I am so glad you asked. If its not too much trouble I would like to see him in a tuxedo. We never could afford one but it would mean so much to me. " the undertaker promised to do what he could. The day of departure came and he was dressed as she wished and the widow stopped after the service to thank those concerned. "Oh it really was no trouble or expense madam. Quite by chance that very afternoon a gentleman arrived who had passed away in a casino. He had a gambling addiction which was of great concern and strife within the marriage. To his wife the sight of him in a coffin wearing a tuxedo would have been too much to bear. So with you husband beside him as we prepared them both for their final journey it was just a case of swapping their heads".
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Pantomimes. Brainless, predictable, flouncy, sh-poo. As a child I thought it was an insult to my intelligence (mediocre, by the way) and my opinion is no different now. I was dragged kicking and screaming to one when I was 8 and spent the entire performance praying that an usherette or some such would wander over and offer me some red hot pins so I could stick them in my eyes for a bit of light relief.
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Some years ago I came to the conclusion that I was being menaced by some sort of pre-stalker. In the course of my life I had performed a particular function an estimated 40,000 times accurately and in a manner found acceptable and necessary by the majority of the population. My employers were a well respected national organisation who strived for the best possible employees, and treated them with respect - and that was reciprocated. It was an ordered and hygenic environment that was regularly monitored. So, taking all that into account what, I ask, is the probability that on every single occasion I used the urinals someone had got there before me and pissed on the floor?
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Bugatti? No, sorry. Will a Morris 1000 do you? My attempt at an accurate reproduction of the suspension system of these cars supported by a very 'square' bodyshell (WIP). Not by any means a conventional suspension system with torsion bars, no wishbones or anti-roll bars and rear leaf springs. On the model It all functions as it should.