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A yoga teacher friend of mine has been declared bankrupt
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They'd overstretched themself

A zombie friend of mine called in sick today
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They said they were feeling rotten

A vampire friend of mine has just tested positive for covid
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They can't stop coffin

What is Count Dracula's favourite circus act?
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He always goes for the juggler!

A friend of mine has got through to the final of the vampire championships
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It's gonna be close they're currently neck and neck

Sad news today for Reading's mayor David Stevens and his campaign to make Reading a city
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The leaders of all the existing 69 cities across the UK have promised to do all they can to prevent this happening to protect the ' city ' brand

A friend of mine has got a Halloween job making plastic Dracula figures
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There's just two of them in the factory so she's making every second count

An electrician friend of mine has just started doing jobs again after shielding from covid
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They'd been working from ohm

NASA have announced they plan to open an astronaut training centre in the town of Reading
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The complete lack of atmosphere will help their training no end

Norfolk police have just raided a studio involved in the production of counterfeit works of art
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The raid took place in Fakenham

A rather hands on french hydrologist friend of mine has been diagnosed with depression
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They've been feeling l'eau

An electrician friend of mine is returning to work after illness
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They're currently on light duties

A friend of mine has just paid a bill for plastering his living room
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It was for services rendered

Hope everyone is doing well
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Lunchtime pic with added beard
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Peace and love

I fell asleep last night whilst doing a jigsaw
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I woke up this morning with a puzzled look on my face

It's time for a cup of tea
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Peace and Lapsang souchong

Nice one Regal
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here's to ' superlative chronometer sunday '
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peace and love

Hope everyone is doing well on submariner saturday
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Have a great bank holiday weekend
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Peace and love

Apologies for link fail etc etc

Buyer's guide the watch club have a 2012 model on sale for £11950 "Rolex Submariner  Watches | ref 14060M | Random Serial 'RRR' | The Watch Club" https://www.watchclub.com/rolex/submariner/random-serial-rrr-ref-14060m-year-2012

Hope everyone is doing well
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Peace and love

A friend of mine had a period of being obsessed with units of measurement.
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It lasted knot furlong

A friend of mine swears he's just sailed through orange fizzy water
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I think they're in the realms of Fanta sea

A friend of mine has just missed the opportunity to acquire a sailing ship at auction
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They think it was rigged

A friend of mine who's an expert on Cervidae 's favourite song is
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' elk-come to the jungle ' by guns 'n' roe-ses