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Less than one month.
Equinox

Tapering down is the easiest way to quit. Kill a few less each month and in a few years you should be at or near zero.

Teenslain

*crosses fingers

I did see these two:

Or even dead

Totally agree. I swung by the flask, nobody spoke to me so I left.

Can I hit him with a newspaper then?

honey traps

Are they the ones used to catch wasps?

I hate wasps.

According to the times there will soon be changes at QPHahaha.
'Arry out, Laudrup in.

Middleofnowhere on the right

Think of the skid marks that will generate.

Nah, that's a cheesy crisp

Corny, it's deliberate.

Enjoy track day.

I judge all zombie apolcalypse shows based on how realistic they are and how rational the characters are, and you have just made me realise that I hate the walking dead.

Dude, zombies ain't real so none of them are realistic.

I never did get the seismology mob, hanging around Tottenham Court Road with those stress test machines.

I could give you a daily mail link but I suspect that would generate a mob.

And the met predicted a dry winter:
http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/could-met-office-have-been-more-wrong-just-before-floods-secret-report-told-councils-winter-will-be-drier-than-normal-especially-in-west-country/

Is this the new Bladerunner joke?

eh?

I think soul is referring to the bit in bladerunner where they enter the Death Star, Spock gets killed by a giant marshmallow man just before Harry stabs the basilisk.

Glad we could be of assistance.

Chains are a fiver each, replace them when they need cleaning.

To you

Fixed to add in Benjam's bragging rights.

1. Pifko
   
2. middleofnowhere
   
3. Ultracrepidarian
   
4. Ms Ultracrepidarian
   
5. Benjam (3tents)
   
6. T4
   
7. 36x18
   
8. fasih
   
9. hats
   10.
   

To you

No idea hatbeard, what would Barry Chuckle do?

Over to you.

Noel Coward Martini

Fill a tumbler with gin and wave it in the general direction of Italy.

Drink, repeat.

Ok technically not a cocktail as it has less than three ingredients but if you count the wave at Italy and include a salute in the general direction of Jamaica (Noels resting place) then I think it qualifies.

Very subjective re looks.

I would try to find a helmet with MIPS designed to reduce torsional brain injuries.

http://mipshelmet.com/find-a-helmet

I use the POC trabec MIPS for off-road duties. When my catlike whispers die I shall investigate for a MIPS road helmet.

Just get a natty cap and spend the money you saved on some decent headphones to listen to your sweet tunes on while you ride.