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A bit harsh, @spindrift isn't that bad.

Something approximating to knifey shape that costs more than a Lamborghi and is about as much fucking use (uneducated guess).

You have curly hair?

I was talking to a R4 journalist recently, who when asked if the news room had a bet on when Kuennsberg would go to GB News replied that she was a journalist 'well-respected by management', there was a grin to accompany this comment.

It's hard to argue against Labour being New Labour MKII, but with less charisma. Therefore, if it's accepted that Blair was too far to the right to get into Thatcher's first cabinet, then Labour is centre right. Votes come from the centre, which is the broadest representation of public political will. The UK was last prosperous under Blair, which is what most of the electorate want.

I deplore the drift of politics to the right, but the election of Starmer and the electoral annihilation of the Tories and Reform is at least a step in the right (or left) direction.

Your van fails on two modern necessities: 1. The 0-60 acceleration that is essential for 20mph speed limits. 2. It is not a status symbol.

I wish I could edit your last word to 'jackboots'.

Considering the likely ages of Tice's kids, it would probably be appropriate to explain to them that their father leads (or lead) a bigoted, racist corporation which masquerades as a political party. His party would cancel the religious celebrations of any unfortunate refugees by refusing their entry to this septic isle.

Do you reside in a secure institution?

You've missed Brian Smith. I shall be initiating an all deity prayer group for the peaceful (and permanent) exorcism of the unholy triumvirate.

Yeah, and the SS had really cool uniforms.

Just go to a proper local greengrocer.

Yep, 99% Lime Hawk.

Could you put up a link for that sharpener, please?

Male Broad Bodied Chaser, not bad for a phone pic.

He needs to cover all his bases, the putrescent xenophobic scum vote is already secured.

Dibs hoover.

Thank you.

I wouldn't be overly confident about that. Apparently he looks back to himself in training. It's a 3 week tour with a lot of climbing in the final week and Pogacar has a Grand Tour in his legs, albeit he appeared to be in cruise control. Vingegaard can quietly ride himself into form.

This presumes a two horse race, nobody told Evenepoel that, I believe he will get stronger than he was in Switzerland. Roglic is a Grand Tour multiple winner and not just a dominant rider in one week tours, he shouldn't be written off. This doesn't even begin to consider the multiple wild cards.

It probably will be a two horse race, a fully recovered Vingegaard will be fresher but with questionable form.

The average Tory MP has a tendency to be mean. They are in survival mode and are confused by the constant policy changes of their leadership. All Tory MPs deserve to be tortured by live non-Keunnsberg interviews.

Am I doing this right?

As featured in the Ladybird Book of Tough Wanks.

Is a masturbatory aide a political aide with benefits?

Thanks for that, there is hope for this little corner of Nazi Germany, Bexhill and Battle. Although Con had a 26k majority, Hitler Pensioner (aka Reform) have split their vote and neither is likely to step down. Lab leads narrowly!

Errr, no! That's a bit like saying you'd trust a plasterer to live in your house while you're on holiday because he did a good job on the hallway.

Although my sympathy is with those staff members, if one of them happened to be Kirby I wouldn't be suicidal.