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~~Turns out that I actually did lose my wallet, or so it seems, but managed to patron just now via my paypal account. No idea if the transaction is instant, only I need to cancel all my cards sometime soon… I'm covered by insurance, hence not too worried about anyone milking my bank account, but needless to say I need to demonstrate due diligence.

If my netbank is anything to go by, the money has already gone out; and as we're hardly talking a life changing sum of money here, I'm merely concerned that that my payment might be retracted when I cancel my cards.

Any idea how this shit works, anyone?~~

Edit:
What a fucking palaver... It's sorted though; patronage complete.

True!

The last couple of pages need a "Enter at your own risk" disclaimer.

On a serious note, do people actually ride these bikes... I mean in public?

true, but in their current states, none of these bikes do anything to me, except induce nausea.

Armageddon more likely. You're one sick dude!

"... Just something kind of awesome that you would actually own or ride."

May God show mercy on your soul.

Excuse me apollo this is the "Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong" thread. Children could be watching.

XXX Shock Horror thread>>>>

Stop it! Even the server is struggling.

The "Leader" made me cry. Now I think I'm gonna be sick...

Very strong page so far. Painful, but strong... Where do you find these monsters?

Is this one purpose build for this thread, or does someone actually ride it?

Brussels sprouts is one of the most evil and fierce vegetables ever grown; illegal in 12 American states and some European countries I believe.

http://www.pedalroom.com/p/eddy-merckx-corsa-extra-8872_6.jpg

This build violates "The Rights for Frames Act" in so many ways, that frankly I wouldn't know where to start. Perhaps not anti-porn of the third kind, but certainly a cruel way to treat a classic frame.

^^True...

It's a sick fucking world. Seems like project earth was doing just fine, for better and for worse, till we came around.

Why are you talking about your mum?

^^ Supernice.

No shit Sherlock. I realise that thinking before you speak, is a little bit like wiping your ass before having a shit… But give it a go!

"...I am misunderstood therefore I am."

Now we're on the same wavelength ;-)

Focus bikes are never porn

Too much wrong with that focus.
Far from porn.

When I'm thinking "Bike porn", I'm thinking bikesiwouldstepovermyownmothertogetmyhandsonletaloneride, evidently the feeling isn't mutual, or some people have very little
respect for their mum.

Girl just bought the Classic Softshell. Now we can be a matching couple. How cute.

Swell!

#nevereverusethewordcuteinabikerelatedcontextnotevenifyourownmotherisbeingattackedbyaliensdemandingyoutodosoinorderforyoutosaveherlife

I think you have to be of a certain age to get the reference, some of us are way too young.

You need to be a certain... something, that's for sure!

This thread is about as productive as the LFGSS book thread.

Wut, is there a LFGSS book thread???

Me gusta mucho.

The blokes that have posted those messages on this thread have often ended up looking a bit of a tit if the girl is on here and a bit creepy either way. Although the funniest (very much in a "laughing at you, not with you" way) are the ones who obviously assume that the person in question isn't on here.

Couldn't agree more, thus I withstand my statement.

I have no idea what the fuck that^ means...

"What constitutes an improper spot? Saw a cute girl in shorts on some kind of bicycle...".

Nothing improper about that; on the contrary.