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If I start commuting whilst playing music through speakers in my backpack, will I get a slap?
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^ You are 'blonde on the motorbike' AICMFP.
The theory is this.
You were slightly miffed that he pulled this manouvre (or a similar one). At any rate, it was certainly 'questionable'. You had an argument.But, at some point in the debate, your rage turned to a realisation that you had amazing chemistry (rom-com style). His eventual realisation of his fault and his embarrassment served only to endear him to your heart as a 'sheepish' 'hero'.
However, you played your cards wrong with 'relentless harranguing'. Although you realised that he'd had enough, you couldn't bear to see him leave and decided to pursue him, hopeful and 'determined to get him to stop' looking for a date round Smithfields market.
Losing him in the traffic, you looked at ways you might be able to find him again. Skater boy forums? Bob jackson fan groups? Before finally remembering your old signup to lfgss on which you'd only been on a few times fleetingly.
Your post above is a speculative bid to Mr. Bob Jackson to draw him out, hoping for the opportunity to ask him out.
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To that knobber.
I was trackstanding here behind two other commuters, waiting to turn left.
You attempt to squeeze through the gap between my front wheel and the guy in front. Fail to do so, bump my front wheel hard and make me fall into the van to my right. You don't respond to my "Excuse me?!" and cycle off left through the red light, cutting up a pedestrian as you go.
You then proceed to park your bike at these racks, 60m up the roadhere. What was your hurry?
You are a knobber
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