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Gabby thanks for your feedback, speaking with my web guy today so I'll point out the issue.

We've also just made a twitter account for you all to follow, fresh content daily;

https://twitter.com/NoQuarterBikes

James

Ralph Wiggum - "Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent"

Lovely Mercian now in stock!

We've also got a great stock of raw road and track frames we're about to list on the site. You buy the frame and we paint it (any colour or design you like!)

Also check out this candy powder-coat with a hint of sparkle... available from next week.

James

Here's the situation...

I've absolutely hated dentists since as far back as I can remember and would do anything to get out of going to one. I recently went private to a nice place (which happened to be owned by the father of my best friend).

His dad really helped me out, offered a great service and I had some work done which should have cost me just shy of £1k which I was happy to pay full price for but he refused to take any money because me and his son have been friends for such a long time.

I'd really like to buy this man a bottle of wine, whiskey or something else. What is a 'fool proof' drink to buy and how much should I be spending? I don't mind spending that little extra as I don't want to give him a bottle of something cheap and nasty!

thanks

still looking!

.54cm
. white/green colourway
. frame + forks only

Detail,

yes we can get hold of any hub. Feel free to contact me on here or the website and I'll try my best to help you.

James

Ok, let's see how good some of you are. I'll post a pic, you gotta quote the quote, then post your own.

Lisa: "Mom you fuss over us waaaay too much"

Marge: "Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you will have to take care of yourself!"

homer runs in

Homer: "Maaaaaaaarge, there's a spider near my car keeeys"

Marge: "You did the right thing by telling me. Shooo! Get out of here!"

Edit, just youtube'd the video, I got it word for word. I really need to get out more often.

There's A Spider Near My Car Keys - YouTube

Hi everyone,

purchased this a while ago complete (I just wanted the components) so looking to sell the frame. Really beautiful frame, was considering swapping the parts over from my Gazelle to this...

size is 55cm seat-tube (centre to top) and 53.5cm top tube (centre to centre)

The frame has no cracks, just a very very small ding in the centre of the chain-stay and someone has been at the right-hand rear drop-out with what looks like a blow torch. Mech hanger is slightly bent, I can get my father to bend it back unless buyer wants me to leave it, he's been doing metal work for years so will be able to get it straight and it will still be strong but just know some people prefer to do this themselves. There's also a tiny nick from what looks like a blade. Mech hanger thread still ok.

Once mech hanger has been bent back (probably 2mm off) the only remaining bit of someone's bodge will be the blow-torched burn to the drop-out hanger which could do with polishing a little.

Frame does have a few rust bubbles which are all very small.

I believe the original owner had this built up as a TT bike as it's only got a single gear braze-on and BB cable guides.

Looking for £200 posted please.

SOLD

Bart: "I know, I'll go to my room and think about what I did"

Homer: "Oh no you don't, your room is full of toys! You're going to the eeerrrr..Garage!"

"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!"

"THAT'S IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG"

KBBL "A mattress on the freeway? Joan Collins must be in town!"

I've met her in real life after I won a photography competition a while back, she was really rude, true story bro.

Marge: "here's your money"
Plumber: "well you know if you bought a 50 cent washe.."
Homer: "I've got a better idea, GET THE HELL OUT"
Plumber: "Look I've got some washers in the truck, I'll give you one"
Homer: "Marge, get my gun"

plumber backs away slowly

"Well, let's just call them... uh, 'Mr. X' and 'Mrs. Y'. So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!"

Homer (wearing a leather jacket): Look everyone. Now that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer, that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Uh...incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

"let's use our guns as clubs!"

"to find flanders, I just have to THINK like flanders"

*zooms in on forehead

"I'm a big four-eyed lamo and wear the same stupid sweater everyday"

"THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!"

Marge: "homer, is that a Halloween costume?"

"......no"

"until now, this was the only way you could get juice from an orange"

Carl: "can I get your autograph?"

Homer: "alright, what's the name?"

Carl: "Homer, we've worked together for 10 years, it's Carl"

Homer writes

Carl: "eeeeeer Homer, you wrote my name. I wanted yours"

Homer: "take it or leave it.....Carl"

"Homer: Junk ... junk... the airplane's upside down. Stradi-who-vius?"

Homer: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.

random guy: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.

Homer : Woo-hoo!

Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.

Homer: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!

Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?

Homer: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?

Home: "you couldn't fool anyone on the fooliest day of the year if you had a electrified fooling machine"

"butter your bacon"

Homer: "THERE'S MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BURIED UNDER A BIG 'T'"

Wiggum: "no no no, dig UP, stupid.."

"Dude karma"

"Oh I get it"

"karrrmmaa"

"No burning leaves without a permit!"

"I got one!"

"too late!"