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@Velocio would you send a cap to Germany?

Quaking pudding sounded like a thing, so I looked it up. I found this page: http://www.historicfood.com/English%20Puddings.htm

I wouldn't mind trying the rice pudding 'in skin' but I do not think I could hang with ambergris and musk.

In this world there are a great many ways to be a cunt. Ice bucket challenging people is one of the least offensive ways and has a net positive effect.

A while ago, my friend back home in the US of America bought a super stupid gun rifle . He was in the hunt for a scope which lead to some reading of some pretty 'specialized' fora. This post amazed us both in its out-of-handedness. What a horrible, horrible, scared, life:

I have been very happy with this rifle to say the least, However one
night I was staying in a motel while on the road for work when some
"pillars of our community" decided to gather outside my hotel room.
That night I had my SPR with me so as a precaution I decided if I had
to address these guys I would rather do it with a rifle then with the
SiG P226 I CCW. This is when reality struck me… I removed the bipod
from the rifle, seated a 30 rd mag loaded with M193, and dialed the
glass down to its lowest setting- 3X…

I instantly knew this was no bueno! I didn't want to get into a gun
fight in a hotel room with a 3X scope on my rifle! So I removed the
scope (Thank you Mark LaRue), deployed my Troy sights, Mounted my
SureFire M600 and called it good…

No one needed to be ventilated that night but I thought it was BS that
I had to remove an optic from an AR-15 to use it as a QCB weapon!

I have found the solution- The US Optics SR-8C!

I commented on it elsewhere back when we first read it, but recent current events have reminded me of that. Also when I was just back in the states I held my friend's 5k of ridiculousness (euph).

At any rate, my friend and that poster are both great arguments for gun control. A special range that rents guns and lets you shoot them in a controlled environment isn't so much even if tragic accidents occur.

FN SCAR-17 or GTFO

#selfie

It's sad for the family of the dude that got shot, the girl who shot him, and her family. It doesn't say anything for or against gun control in the same way that a tragic hang gliding accident doesn't say anything for or against hang gliding legislation.

The absolute best.

Somebody brought in a basket of plums from their tree to work. I ate about 15 of them and then went for a ride.

I ended up 'pulling a Demare' at a well-placed McDonalds not to far away from my starting point.

I had considered getting "what's up legs?" tattooed above my knees. But then I realized I would have had to add: "I care how you feel and am an active participant in this conversation."

It's too much script for me.

Yes, soz. Joeks, etc. (I noticed you dudes weren't using <realcoolguyeveryonewantstohangoutwith>)

I wish you guys would choose shorter tags. typing <arsecake> and <feckface> all of the time is going to be rough.

But what about in this post https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/253639/?offset=50#comment11788868

Are you inserting these special <arsecake/> tags into my posts? I don't understand the rules.

@arrowplum @arrowplum' @arrowplum'd @arrowplum's

"hey bro im @arrowplum"

@arrowplum.
@arrowplum.com

Or I guess any punctuation. Do you know who is getting annoyed by me? @Velocio.

I take that back. Periods work.

I think if you use a possessive the @ notification doesn't work. For example @Velocio's name won't be linked here.

my norwefic ex used to just eat it as it is. it's basically cheese fudge.

chudge.

You need one of those little spatula cheese slicer thingies. Then you put it on (buttered if you are my grandma) bread sometimes with jam. At least that is what we did. I like it(!) but I don't disagree that it is chudge. I guess I like chudge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiHjKyJrZc

Is there a way to do an exact search? For example this search for "virtualization"does not find me the post where this was discussed https://www.lfgss.com/search/?q=virtualization+sort:date and applying quotes to "virtualization" still gets me a bunch of virtual top tubes etc.

But first go here https://www.lfgss.com/profiles/88677/ and click on the Edit Profile link on the right hand side and see if you can change it back to your old one yourself. While you are at it update your avatar.

#rep I wish it existed. I laugh, but quietly at my desk.

Has anybody paired that with the lfgss jersey of record yet? I know it was discussed at some point.

@damosuzuki, if I was really making withering rhetorical reposts they would be much better, trust. As it is you are left with whatever my muddled mind can make up on the spot.

Here is what I said originally: "Fun fact: 'pussy' being used as an insult for 'scared person' derives from the word for cat not for vaginas."

This is true, look at the OED entry. Yes I left out the other parts of the entry, including the bit of it being slang for girl stuff, because they aren't relevant. If you are telling someone they are a pussy because they are scared you are comparing them to a cat. At least technically.

Perhaps you are using an abridged version, or an edition for young people.

Hey, look! Its a witty riposte.

At any rate, I like it when people are wrong on the internet as much as the next guy, but this is a little unfun now. I bet @Chak isn't even entertained anymore.

I am going to go to bed and dream of the full, complete, OED entry.

You pair of tits.

Thanks!

right,

Actual OED:
a. Chiefly colloq. A girl or woman exhibiting characteristics associated with a cat, esp. sweetness or amiability....

Right. Exactly. Regardless of my sexual identity, if you call me a pussy, according to the term's origins, you are comparing me to a cat; not to a lady's bits.

But, to your point, you are right. Cats, in general, are massive dicks.*

*by that I mean 'asshole'. Wait, this is getting hard.**
**euph

Did you read this part? Are you familiar with the OED?

b. slang (chiefly N. Amer.). A sweet or effeminate male; (in later use
chiefly) a weakling, a coward, a sissy. Also: a male homosexual. In
quot. 1904: a man likened to a house-cat; a dependent or
‘domesticated’ man.

1904 ‘M. Corelli’ God's Good Man xxi, I shall invite Roxmouth and his
tame pussy, Mr. Marius Longford.

I don't think it is a rad term to throw around, for what it's worth. Especially since the modern-day thrower arounder isn't thinking about cats.

Ha ha ha. Along those same lines: The Bone Collector.