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The other local gvt newspeak I hear increasingly is prefixing a sentence with "now lets be clear about this..." then going on to say something utter worthless and deliberately vague.

There is a guy I work with who ends every sentence with "de facto".
He's a tit.

Everyone I work with talks about "scheduling something out", when what they mean is make a list.

It's infuriating.

There is also a lot of talk of "closing something out" which as far as I can gather means "do something you have said you will do".

Word to Catfood - Those most guilty of linguistic bullshit are almost always those trying to hide the fact that they do very very little indeed.

I need to fly to South Africa for a wedding in August.

When do I need to be booking flights...?
Any tips for cheap fares...?

Thanks Moog...

I stand corrected. Just dug it out and it's a 4Gb.
£30.

I've got one.

iPodley nano - Like this'un but in silver.
16G I think.

£40...?

I will throw in a questionable collection of jazz, soul, funk and hip hop.

RIP Pete.
The only worthwhile thing to come out of Warrington
;-)

My good lady partner is a wedding photographer.
check www.peacheyphotography.co.uk

As ever, forum discount available.

Advice.

DUCK!

Was he smoking exstacy pipes...?
I bet he was.
All the coolest courier chaps smoke exstacy pipes. And get the bus.

I wish I was more like Paulo and less like me.

Dibs

Word to Cliveo and Void.
In the last 6 months refined sugar seems to have creeped into my life. Stealthy sweet fucker.
And I used to be such a good boy.

2011 - Fix up the diet, and shed some flab.

You will recognise one track on the Herbie record Luci, it has been ripped off 100+ times for bad hip hop.
But the whole record is flawless.

Miles Davis - Bitches Brew.
Classic album, but so intense that I can really only give it one listen start to finish once a year. Usually when I am driving a long distance alone.

Else...
Nick Drake - Pink Moon.
John Martyn - Solid Air
Radiohead - Hail to the Thief
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Sheeeeeet, come to think of it - anything Radiohead have put out since 2000
+1 on B.I.G - Ready to Die
Herbie Hancock - Headhunters
Joanna Newsome - Ys

Just enough to score a line down the back of your seat tube...

Not that I've ever heard of it happening.

The toast one is acecakes.

This whole thread is http://www.timemanage.com/teaching%20project%20mgt%20is%20like%20being%20on%20thin%20ice%20-%20fred.jpg

Cooking Christmas dinner for 10 this year and NYE meal for 12...

Both will be 4 course spectaculars.

Kind of looking forward to it but very wary that it will be an awful lot of frantic hard work and I might well get a bit sweary.

Now fuck off out my kitchen.

And Veg...

Please devise a gag using the following components.

• Vegan looses van containing possesions and livelihood.
  
• Eggs
  
• One basket
  

What's vegan got to do with it...?

I know it's a good few posts back but
what the shitting hellpipes was that Taking Dawn twoddle...?

It made me want to cry.

Cue lots of shots of wheelbins covered in snow...

Cheers for the sale Andy...

I've got some Exage if you need...

Some nice kit here, shame to undress it.

Dibs Shimano Aero toeclips, small. £8 if you don't want to ship, can collect this weekend.
PM incoming

I ate at Petersham nurseries the other week.
Boom ting amazing it was...
5 course set menu including veal carne crude.
Italian take on tartar with some damn tasty fine olive oil instead of the needless raw egger.