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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Gets my vote.

'Fuck an ossum' as they say in 'Murica

Criminal negligence on the part of the father, allowing his daughter to break the law.

That poor filth should sue.

Actually, this was all done on page two!

You mightmaycancouldshallshould have to define your use of the word 'this' in that context.

Pedants' Corner

As in 'possessed by ALL the pedants.

Pedantry corner would be unacceptable.

It may well be a corner owned by pedants but that does not mean that they always have to be pedantic.

Actually, that's horrific

'Goat Sea'

Well now i fell totally saddled with guilt.
It's just too easy to trot out the one-liners.
That's the mane reason.

^until horsey hoofed him out.

dignity

No...
Because I wore my top hat and monocle when I paid him.

But seriously, If I were you, I would be causing all kinds of trivial diy probs just to get that tool belt on.

Wasps are attracted to light so torches are not recommended.
Cheapest and easiest way to deal with wasps where I am is to pay a private contracter.
(not the council)
I had one 2 yrs ago and it cost £20 to get rid.
But the contractor didnt offer me reward sex.
Not even a few tension-relieving pulls.

I know a helmet-rig

yes, don't we all?

James Corden is now an OBE -
se fucker who has lost a little weight, (mass).

"I can't decide whether to take the pink or the brown."

AmIdoinitright?

I like it when the interviewers are debriefed by Lordshugger.
Some call him 'Alan' to his face with no fear of reproach.
The mighty sugarlord of oldlondontown has given them permission
and it makes him look like one of the gang.
As opposed to looking like a fucking cunt, which he is.

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/dec/15/sydney-cafe-siege-what-we-know-so-far

I'm surprised this hasn't had a mention here, yet.

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He sounds like quite the rotter.
He doesn't deserve that eye.

Someone always bleats on about 'The true meaning of xmas'
So here is an extract from Reality Asylum, by Crass

I am no feeble Christ, not me
He hangs in glib delight upon his cross, upon his cross,
Above my body, lowly me
Christ forgive, forgive?
Holy He, He holy, He holy?
Shit He forgives, Forgive? Forgive?
I? I? Me? I? I vomit for you Jesu
Christy Christus
Puke upon your papal throne

^ If that's in a dwelling, there are some safety issues.

Thanks for another story.
I found a gift for him.

http://www.amazon.com/Cheese-Connoisseurs-Guide-Worlds-Best/dp/1400050340