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No, you're a kent.

Oh touché.

Or should I say touchy?

shirley only kents say londies?

Does he mean contempt with the situation or does he mean content...?

Answers on a postcard to his GCSE English teacher

I get the feeling they never met.

It's still relative.

When cheating on your girlfriend, is it worse to be caught with your pants down or redhanded?

It would be incest and guarenteed uncomfortable christmas dinners 4 lyfe.

How good is the following?

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YouTube - baby beavers

These beavers are safe for work.

1 bullet, Tebbit and Archer; who gets it?

Put their heads together?

Really it's Thatcher.

People will buy anything.

20 sheets for that is crazy.

Where does the bbq food and your shoes/ spd's go?

Back seat for the elite.

What was your last drinking related accident?

At the risk of it being a silly question, how did the council know who to contact?

That's quite a heartwarming post.

Surprised the council got in touch.

I never thought people told the council in advance with ghost bikes, I thought people just put them up and the council just left them alone. Obviously not.

LFGSS Hit list

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I'll have that bell if it's still going.

This whole site is a amazun:

http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2011/04/13/scary-banana-carvings/

http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2011/04/12/fake-swimming-pools/

Write off the rest of the afternoon.

Could I get the risers please?

Quite a few of Bob Dylan's albums are full of filler.

Maybe try one of those.

mine is a w810i which I managed to find but the battery cover is missing, probably around but missing

probably not much good to you chap

I could have another look if you want as i'm in tonight. i'd be happy to but you may be better off with zippy's

*Might *have an old one at home, I'll have a check tonight.

Should have the box, instructions and lead and that.

Yes.

I'd be quite keen to get mine done one lunch time and would have gone to that if it was closer, even if it is a bit of a token gesture.

Could be anyone in the premier league. Line them up and throw a stone and you could find a potential culprit.

Whoever it was probably used the lawyer that gerrard had before the world cup...

Not bad from the yids last night. Think we were a bit divey... No shame in going out to Real even if the first leg was reminiscent of lasagnegate but we did well for the first run in the cup.

As to whether players come or go, it depends where we finish in the league realistically. I hope we keep Harry Hotspur though.

But I would rather finish 6th than 5th if we can't have 4th. Bloomin' tough run of games to play though. Which is probably a good thing seeing as we do well against the top clubs and shite against the lesser.

So when do I get my t-shirt?

That Jonny Bravo poetry one where he does the 'courtney cox, she is a fox' thing all the way through.

Ren and Stimpy.

Top Cat.

South Park is bestest though.

edit: Also Foghorn Leghorn.

I'm not the real Zoidberg.

But don't tell anyone.

Good news everyone! You have just joined a fixie collective and must battle to the death.