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is there room for another joker in the pack?

more to the point, how extreme is the hazing?

oh sir, you with your lightening wit, you really are quite the card. i bet they love you in your office.

i did give my explanation just above your post but i can see you're not the type to let that get in the way of a shite joke

nope

i'll give you 30 for the lanyard as long as it has the id card with it

there's a fancy dress party coming up so with that I could go as a king sized prawn!

job done.

of course i did

mother of pearl! is that some sort of high-tech hands free interwebz wanking device? it's amazing what they can do nowadays.

No I mean 'warm' as in temperature.

oh temperature. he says he's pretty cool and asked if you could say hi to your mum for him

It's not 'hot' as in stolen if that's what you mean.

what other things would this bag be able to carry?

also if i wanted to fill it with pennies how much money could it carry?

ah bless, did you type that all by yourself?

i'm not sure your care assistant would let you play with pennies though as they can be a choking hazard unfortunately. sorry dude.

plus if i sold it to you i'd never get any sleep for worrying you'd suffocated yourself with it.

cereal?

bob is a verb, like bobbing for apples, as in 'i have to go to the post office...'

Malaysia's not in my a to z.

I'll post it to timbuktoo if monies are recieved first.

i do have to bob round to the post office today so could see about costs if you're serious.

I'll post it to timbuktoo if monies are recieved first.

i do have to bob round to the post office today so could see about costs if you're serious.

woah, woah, woah sweet child of mine, what's all this common sense you're bringing into my thread?

if i can't sell the thing i'll get my money's worth from the elitist dumbfuckery posted by the pro-muters

A fine vintage this one, new shittyskint logo on a pac. A ton works out at £50 for the bag and £50 for the smell it'll give off when it's wet. Recommended buy.

well, spank my arse and call me sally! i'd forgotten to advertise this fine additional feature!

gents, the smell is like spanish fly. sit this puppy down next to a lady for between three to four minutes on a warm day and you'll see a wet spot where she was sitting when she goes to get the round in

ladies, there is a 95% chance you will get pregnant by wearing this bag

left shoulder

(chrome radio holder not included)

you should start an auction

i hear a hundred pounds!

do i have a hundred and one? hundred and one etc..

have I mentioned that I subbed?

i've pubbed, i've clubbed (and as a youth blubbed in butcher's shops) but to my knowledge i've never subbed

what do you mean? is it some clever innuendo or something i should look into? i suspect it is some glorious reposte that wilde himself would tip his hat to?

the money will be going towards a new hat and i intend to look fabulous

and apologies if anyone spilled their crapacino over their rapha gear when they saw the price, tis negotiable as stated

it's a splendid bag, a hug from behind that has several pockets for courier magic and has probably seen more miles than michael palin and is capable of withstanding the pressures of bending space and time

it's big enough to fit a small child* or up to two medium sized dogs**

*not recommended

** also not recommended

offer up

£100 delivered to you in london

and a hundred is the going rate i'm told

quick sale preferred so may come down on price but not too much

'that bikes my living!'

sorry, couldn't resist...

pm'd again

dibs, will get back to you this afternoon