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What is a soffa?
On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.
I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel
She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"
As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car
Thanks for that
Owen that people don't deserve you! they can't understand how much we like you with your face painted like a Picasso...
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Hold on... that should be like this:
- Northern Graeme + g/f
- Velocio
- ladystardust
- big lord fauntleroy
- Spenceey
- Balki Bartokomous
- Bednarz + g/f
- Arvy
- 9. Aroogah
- Long&Winding
- Chainbreaker
- villa-ru
- Edmundro
- mjs110
- s.walrus + moustache
- Little white bike
- aseekings
- AcidHaus1
- spagettihoops are gay
- machineisbored
- Truli
- Northern Graeme + g/f
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Dear North Drinks
Why is it that on Wednesday morning I always find it hard to get out of bed? I always wake up feeling a bit fuzzy and my mouth tastes like poo poo.
Yours
Owen (no I didn't fall off on the way home) Reed

Dear Owen,
The so called taste of poo poo could be a side effect of the combibnation: beer, coffee. brandy and pizza.
Yours,
Juan.
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