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I hope he leaves a pan of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup on the hob too long, causing it to boil and thus impairing the flavour

I hope he buys a Tesla and finds he needs to do a 212mile journey

I hope he leaves the top off his toothpaste and the end dries up

I hope he incorrectly guesses which one is regular butter and which is I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

I hope he gets interrupted during an awards ceremony by Kanye West telling him Jamie Oliver is a better chef

I hope in some desperate attempt to be 'down wiv da yoof' he confuses Biggie with Tupac and vice versa, in front of a group of South London council estate teens who then point, laugh, and call him 'Granddad' whilst filming his failure on a camera phone that's better than his.

I hope he fails to complete a Sudoku puzzle

I hope he writes an important phone number down incorrectly and spends the rest of the week calling an old people's home in Redditch

I hope his favourite pen runs out of ink whilst signing his autograph and it only scrawls out enough ink to write 'Jam Art'

I hope he develops a wheat intolerance

I hope this morning, right before he gets a phonecall from his agent regarding the recent developments, he goes to make a cup of tea, forgetting there is no milk.

The sidewalk forums make me cringe. I stopped reading/posting on them yonks ago.

Although I agree to an extent, you cannot deny that some of the stuff people come up with on there is fcking hilarious.

Some crackers recently:

"you're the fit one, arent you? and you're rad. cool."
"stoked on having loads of milk to drink. if i didn't id die."

fuck stratford

+1

Waited over an hour there for a bus with all my camera gear the other night. Only live in Hackney Wick but had too much stuff to walk with.
But yeah, A11 isn't too bad at all. Greenway and canal if you fancy the scenic route though.

You'd be better off hitting up the Sidewalk forum for this, kinda more your target audience. Expect to get ripped to shreds within seconds via a healthy dose of British skateboard humour/cynicism.

Japanese multi-Porn

One on the end isn't locked up. But the only nice on is the silver Nag.

Hacksaw, you'll be through them before you know it. Then file carefully down to the tube, polishing paper to remove all the last bits of brazing.

Thanks that's what I'm hoping, that it's only 0.75mm and Sheldon's table is correct.

Are you doubting Sheldon?

Want. Absolute dream wheelset on here, gutted my bike with Wolber TX got nicked.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brian-Rourke-653-Cycle-with-Dura-Ace-and-Record_W0QQitemZ230377476139QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Bikes_GL?hash=item35a391502b&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ht_500wt_1182

I once swapped a camera lens with someone on ebay for another lens, specifically asked them to mark their parcel as 'Gift' so I didn't have to pay any import tax. Instead, they told the truth and marked the cost on it as $900.

Lots of fun trying to find £190 to pay the sorting office before they'd let me have the package. Stupid yank.

Jason, you ruined it for me on Facebook by revealing who won before I'd watched it. That was literally the only thing I had to look forward to this week.

If i can HTFU and get over my cold, I might hit this up. Nitkowski are amazing.

Go faster, and man-up. I was able to skid on 50/16 pretty easily.

Levi 511 Slim Fits. Best jeans in terms of slim compromise, but not spray-on tight.
I blew out the crotch on a pair last week though getting on my bike, definitely a well ventilated ride home, but they were only £20 from TK Maxxxxx

Royal Mail are shit?

Worst comes to worst, I can go knock on his door. Only lives downstairs...