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Been there. If my info is correct, the Gulf States are the biggest importer of 'computer cleaning fluid' in the world.

Went to a darts night with the ex-pats in Kuwait. They made punch out of that shit and fruit juice. Did the fucking trick alright.

exactly. fine noble beers to be enjoyed primarily for their flavour.
the fact they have a high alcohol content is to enhance the flavour not to get shitfaced, you can drink meths for that.

Naah, I drink the good, strong stuff to add a veneer of respectability to my fucking raging dipsomania.

The D. To the U. To the mother fucking Vel.

well at least one person's reading my posts..

If it involves the love that dares not speak its name, I'm all over it.

It's a complicated story that we'd be better not to go into - we were both on a bender at the time. It was mostly about moustache appreciation though.

I think you've let the cat out of the bag there already. Not sure it's polite to call them 'benders' these days.

Fucks me, there's a whole new world out there.

I think I'm being clever selecting Arial for my dumb-arse reports. My next one is gonna be pimpin'.

'Gunsmoke and Mirrors' by Henry McDonald. Good, short book on the NI 'troubles' and peace process.
'Byzantium' by Judith Herrin, just finished.
'A History of the Arab Peoples' by Albert Hourani, just started, think it'll take a while.

Reading history is a new thing for me, I can't get enough of it now. Seems to me that the best way to understand what is happening in the world at the moment is to find out what went on in the past.

Ooh get me and my profundity.

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

Life doesn't get much better than that. Careful with co-ordinating your swallow/strain cycle though, you can get rotten heartburn.

Kidney and liver are the food of the fucking Gods.

I hate the fuckers who think that upon receiving a request from someone such as 'can I put my coat in your cloakroom?' that it's clever to say 'yes you can' and then do nothing. When the embarrassing silence has reached a suitable duration they will then say 'do you mean "may I?"'

That, you rod, is what's called a 'cunt's trick'.

When Will's willy's in the way.

Where was that?

Just outside Bedford, somewhere between Stevington and Pavenham. There was a small road race on, she was by herself.

Hopefully it'll be in the local rag this week, otherwise the doubt will fester within and eventually consume me. Which may be no bad thing from some peoples' perspectives.

Your not a roadie unless you shave your legs and slap other guys on the arse saying "good ride" :P

Then I am most certainly a roadie. Never done those things on or near a bike though, does that matter?

Don't worry about it. Next time come to RP and train with us.

Cheers mate, will endeavour to!

Fair point brother, I consider myself a 'roadie' as I cycle on the roads for fitness. Had a great ride today, perhaps my only way of telling you all is by being a smart arse. Now I wonder where I picked that up!;)

....runners.

Went out for a 'training' ride today, all the guys and girls out for a run said morning to me.*

Not a single roadie acknolwledged me, fucking bell-ends. Was it my 'fixie whip' or the baggies over my gore tights? Or the fact that I'm clearly a cunt? Or the fact that they were concentrating on their lactic thresholds? Post Tweed-run I had mistakenly got the impression that we are all brothers and sisters in pefect harmony.

*Except Paula Radcliffe, who I was pretty surprised to see. I forgive her though, probably needed a poo.

Probably all been done before. As you were.

A man builds the most fantastic bridges ever seen. People come from afar to see his creations, considered to be the most perfect engineering structures ever created by man. But if that man gets caught just once sucking another man's cock, he will always be known as a cock sucker.

I shat a fucking gert brick:

This one will fuck you up, really destroy your internal organs.

The grey square on the left is the same colour as the one on the right !

Get. To. Fuck.

I greatly appreciate the effort Tynan. However, despite being presented with obvious empirical proof to counter my dogmatic view, I shall stick to what i believe.;)

You are the man db. Boobies.....

nope, you're only gay if you wank about it afterwards

In my book you're only gay if you wank over it more than twice.

prototype:

hippy
lucky
dt
rik (I like to sound of it, but I will like to see one finish first)
hassan (thought not on any original list for a bag, the rucsack sounds really good)
rocksteady (the fixed mag prize bag)
TheBrick(Tommy) but leave me for a few months minimum bit as I am broke.
dogsballs (you're welcome ya whinger)

regular:

social amnesia - daddy mack + new smaller rucksack
broker - ninja
+imMe - never made my mind up on size
hassanr - flpower straps (keeping the grobag theme :) )
dancing james - stripped down medium sized bag
edscoble - theo
JDB - theo
hamster - archie
spaghoops - a ninja please
daccordi - ninja please
bombadil - archie please
rg37:Theo please + some flpower straps would be nice :)
Skully - Archie was the original request but tempted by talk of new rucsac...
livingasleep - Ninja
yeh731 - Ninja (but am also interested in the new products...)
Casp - Archie as original order.
Mdizzle -Would love a back pack....
Nahguavkire - Model TBC (Archie or Ninja most likely)
Davey C- Theo, artwork has been discussed.
Superprecise - awaiting look at range.
Wibble - A Mashton would be lovely
kelvin - small backpack please
geoffersmaher- that mashton plese thanking you
dee Cal - not on original, but archie and poss an Addie too. 'mazin!
Kam - Ninja (last i heard you were minutes away from finishing it - not sitting in the corner is it)?
Gralegav - ninja, pretty please!
Polybikeuser - already down for two Ninjas (one's for my brother) and you can add me to the list for one of the new smaller rucksacks to replace my stolen courier bag - I'll start working on getting the embroidery for it now!
Balki - ninja or archie. Would like to have a look before deciding
Cornelius Blackfoot - paid for an archie and a theo (way back in the day when Scott was practically giving them away) got the archie - which is the smaller one I think, then changed the theo to a ninja, but now really need something bigger than a small timbuk, but smaller than the archie I already own. Hope thats not too confusing. you already have my embroidery design.
PinkGottiMobbs - Can I put my name down for a Mashton please.
CrazyJames - Theo/Archie and possibly a ninja hip as well, would like to try them on though to make sure of comfort/fit etc.
A1astair - would like to see in the flesh but probably a theo.. also, are you still doing the power-grip-alikes at all? If so, then I'd love a black pair of them with 3m, if possible?
Ved - ninja please.
PinkGottiMobbs - Archie, All Black with pink inside. Cheers
Bobs Dids- provisional small backpack order. Details to follow!

Great to have you with us on Sat Bob, us Northies know how to look after our own.

You guys are too kind. I've said to Noel (Spins) that I will endeavour to get to North Drinks over the next month, looking forward to seeing you all again!

Its only gay if you kiss right?

As long as you give a courtesy reachround, it's all good.

'Gay' is sooo 2008, it's a brave new world out there.

^^sac or no, I'd be all over dat.

Again? That's 4 times this afternoon.

You know I'm going to have to charge for another hour?

Money very well spent. Don't pretend it's a chore either.

Make love to me Hippy, I'm all yours.