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Fucking instant noodles. Reading this back, I've established that my diet is not fit for a dog.

Actually... he's having a laugh. He must be... He cant be that much of a tosser. He went off the set an had a chuckle.

Christian Bale is pissed off because Heath Ledger stole his thunder. What a wanker. Not like he's actually any good. He's hardly a legend of the screen. They should have told him to fuck off.

Australia shop, Maiden Lane, Covent Garden WC2

Arvy is quoting arvys own post, isn't this the equivalent of referring to oneself in the third person.

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Its something to do with fannies, isnt it?

Don't go Balki. We need some objectivity and sanity to counterbalance WiganWill.

Hmmm... well..... only if you explain the pun. I still dont get it.

You know that feeling you get when you're walking down the street and you hear people laughing and you wonder if they are laughing at you and maybe you've got your fly open or some toliet paper hanging out of your belt or you sat in something or something like that... well thats how I feel now.

What about "My First Abus"?

Im out of my depth here, aren't I...

scuttles off to nursery

Isnt a quiche a frittata?

Four 'n Twenny Cheese and Bacon FTC!*

*for the coronary

I've gathered that... I took offence to the soft Aussie comment so thought I'd bet on a one horse race.

Soft aussie.

fuck off

Settle this with a pie eating contest...

^^^ Awesome!

Rhombus

My bike looks like a Rhombus*

*been looking for a reason to say rhombus for ages.

fucking LOVE pies!

Shite. just found this.
Sometime in the 70s my bike is going to evolve into a ATB :(

Aerospokes are soooo 1850's

dairyspok?

Dont get me started on unicycles.

drool

Its like a tricycle, but with the unnecessary 1/3rd removed.

Nice sounds in the last 2 clips... anyone know what they are?

Come over here and say that...

Im a pacifist... but i fucking loved that.

Noticed a sign in Evans in Spitalfields this morning advertising a vacancy.

really? are you sure about that? I've always heard the fahgettaboutit chain is the highest rated...

Errr... actually no, I am not sure about that. I try not to post much about bikes on this forum because apparently I dont know what the fuck I am talking about. My previous post may be an example of this. I have however read some articles criticising the perceived superiority of heavy link chain style locks like the fah over cable style ones and also seen some videos of bolt cutters making short work of the links.

Having said that, I have no intention of supporting my claims with emperical evidence, nor will I make any attempt to locate and post the aforementioned documentation which may or may not be a figment of my imagination. Sold Secure ratings also appear to disagree with me.

Please carry on without me... Im going to hang out in the Nursery.

reaches for rattle