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i'll sell Murtles mum and danate all of the proceeds to your cause.
PM me your bids.

screw Canada, France, Austria and Japan, the snowdome in Milton Keynes is where it's at!

Isn't that Laura's old bike? Or are there two lo-pro blue Orbits in London?

i was thinking the same thing!

hahaha...BoBoB FTW!

"HARD AS FUCKING NAILS"

hahha...cheers guy's! i'm still in one piece, so it's all good.
and hippy... I don't care what anyone says, i was beating you, which is when i ***purposefully ***hit that pothole, as i didn't want to embarrass you in front of your friends.

P.S. codeine+beer = aWsome!

you can have some of my codeine if you want.

those photos are a bit small.

ahhhhh....my stealth nipples.
see you there, i'm already fucked on codeine, so it should be fun!

yep I was gonna say he wasn't there... why Jamas, what happened to him?

i've heard rumors of a broken lo-pro.

hi,
I'm an aspiring young east london hipster, with aspirations of joining the 'ridiculously over priced bob jackson that i never use' club. will this bike be suitable for my needs? will it escalate me to the highest level of hipsterdom currently available? will i be able to hang around outside a coffee shop on brick lane looking suitably cool?
thanks,

hahahahahah.....

i think i might just buy a rapha scarf and use that as a sling.

Fuck dude, how bads the break?

Have they given you a sling? Throw the fucking thing away and buy a figure 8.

pretty bad man, gotta go back tomorrow for a CT scan....so we'll see.

they gave me one of those monster blue things, that goes all round my waist and over my shoulder. its like someones gaffa taped my arm to my chest, so i think it's doing the job pretty well!

it says a few posts up you lazy bastard!

well.....super gutted i had to veer off at vauxhall, but after that crash my shoulder was just too fucked.
just got back from A&E, and i some how managed to break my collar bone AND crack my shoulder blade in two, trying to sleep last night was fucking agony, but i got the codeine now, and i'm feeling pretty sweet. No riding for 6 weeks though.
thanks to all who helped me out, hippy jaygee dandyhorse fluff and the rest.
BIG thanks to elguapo for my massage, it enabled me do a couple bridges at least.
hopefuuly the next one isn't such an epic fail on my part!
maybe see some of you at souths tomorrow.

i'm doin allright cheers mate, thanks for your help.
gutted about no riding for 6 weeks tho!

this is what happens when you try and race hippy, and don't look out for the biggest fucking pothole this side of Afghanistan!

well.....super gutted i had to veer off at vauxhall, but after that crash my shoulder was just too fucked.
just got back from A&E, and i some how managed to break my collar bone AND crack my shoulder blade in two, trying to sleep last night was fucking agony, but i got the codeine now, and i'm feeling pretty sweet. No riding for 6 weeks though.
thanks to all who helped me out, hippy jaygee dandyhorse fluff and the rest.
BIG thanks to elguapo for my massage, it enabled me do a couple bridges at least.
hopefuuly the next one isn't such an epic fail on my part!
maybe see some of you at souths tomorrow.

no worries.

but theres two twats on here that ride pink bikes.....how will he know which one is you? ;)

me and jaygee are meeting up outside clapham north station at 8, if theres anyone else coming past that wants to ride with us.

it looks like it's on the north/west side of vauxhall bridge from the map i'm looking at.

morpeth arms?

EDIT:
thats the wrong side of the freakin river murtle!

where are all the southies meeting?

cool, see you there.

I'm in! Lambeth bridge at 6!

i hear 5th Avenue is quite nice.
apparently theres a guy called Donald Trump who might have some spare rooms.