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"I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read:

If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes I like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys
Where we'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, oh it's you
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, I never knew

That you liked pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of the champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape
Yes I like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys
Where we'll plan our escape..."

Sheldon Brown

Dan!

I had a dream I was bmxing last night and I was really good at it. Maybe it was prophetic.

I think it's a duck. No wait it's a rabbit. No, sorry, a duck. Rabbit. Duck. Oh I give up.

Bill with it = mega lolz x infinity

The first rule of The Forum Apple Pie Apple Crumble Bakeoff is, you don't talk about The Forum Apple Pie Apple Crumble Bakeoff.

Happy Birthday Sir!

He could of ironed it.

Happy Birthday Squire.

Bang!

Dan can you get me one, please

OK.

Sweet.

may well stop in and pick up a copy on the way to polo, always a good read.

Why Sir, a man of such literary talents is wasted on this forum, may I direct you here:
http://literaryforums.org/forums/
where posts such as the above will be applauded for their elegance of construct and forward-thinking approach to contemporary prose.

Tuesday night. Are people just doing the team night thing? Anyone playing east?

I need to get a present for a diserning person. Anyone know of a nice design shop in london? I went to the design museum shop but they have quite a small range of stuff.

Don't know if you've got this sorted but Magma's product shop in Covent Garden is great for gifts, it's just a few doors up from their book shop

16 Earlham Street
Covent Garden
London WC2H 9LN
T +44 (0)20 7240 7571

Goofing around isn't cool?! Shit nobody told me.

Another epic day with the greatest people in the world.

I was quite clearly enjoying myself.

I'm just pleased I didn't get too carried away. Oh wait....

♥

Ha ha ha!

I spent most of my skating days goofing around trying to dial stupid shit like that, without that level of success unfortunately. Love it!

YouTube- Mukhtars Fødselsdag - Flash Mob - Bedre Bustur

Fucking Awesome

This actually brought a tear to my eye.

I'm sorry, I don't understand

Hope this helps:

The Butler did it.

12:00 - Day begins, everyone's grumpy and bitching about how BAD managed to win again
12:20 - First beer opened to "numb the pain"
12:35 - Gabes loses his awards sheet, decides to hand out the awards as he sees fit
12:45 - Em, Gabes & Rik take all the awards by unanimous vote
13:02 - First fight of the day starts when Todd doesn't get any ketchup in his bap
13:24 - Jo gets two black eyes stopping the fight, Ali is thrilled
13:47 - Beer runs out after Bill admits that he drank half the stock on route
14:02 - Second fight of the day ensues, it's Rik vs Vidal
14:16 - Everyone's belongings catch fire in the furor, Emmet screams "won't someone please think of the children?"
14:29 - Most people leave the court, dt and sarah agree to stay and clear everything up
14:47 - Dt and sarah have the final fight of the day, the neighbours call the police
14:58 - The police take the raging couple away for the good of the community
14:59 - Bike polo blasted by local press, the sport is outlawed throughout the UK
15:00 - Dan arrives
15:01 - Party Starts!

Are you asking us to favourably review a book we haven't read?

I am doing some stoopid art project thing early afternoon in Brighton but will attempt to wrap it up quick smart and get back amongst it. Grrrr.