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A bit of a classic from The Onion - http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Still cracks me up.

Nicely done. Who else is in tonight?

Show the pic with some drivetrain movement to avoid any "slack chain" posts. Clever!

^Pfft. Not a loss. :-P

Murts - you gonna book a table?

And for laughs, I've rick-rolled them all.

Ah. It's good to live under the very benevolent dictatorship of this forum.

Thanks VB

+1

My reply would have been 'Can you duck?' before punching you off your spack chariot ;)

You've proven you can read. I'll save you the trouble.

"178

Advanced stop lines. Some signal-controlled junctions have advanced stop lines to allow cycles to be positioned ahead of other traffic. Motorists, including motorcyclists***, ***MUST stop at the first white line reached if the lights are amber or red and should avoid blocking the way or encroaching on the marked area at other times, e.g. if the junction ahead is blocked. "

The outside trolls have arrived.

Woo. Hoo.

in that situation i tend to ride out to the front and then block the fucker whilst obliviously mucking around

I do that too. I also like getting in front of them and then lining my bike exactly in line with theirs. God that drives them bezerk.

Also there's the

Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "What?!"
Me: "Can you read?"
Motorcyclist: "Yeah!" (bewildered)
Me: "Then go read Highway Code 178 you [insult du jour] and stay the fuck out of the cycle lanes!"

I love that. Starts my day out right.

Fuck. That's a big goat.

Corny, you coming to Central tonight?

Ooh. Got an early finish to my day today - should be there sometime between 5:30-6. Woo hoo!

I thought that we were going to do something like this during the BBQ?

Also - does anyone have summat with them that i can use to tighten the nut on my brooks?

I has one of those too.

Damn! I should charge you Time & Materials!!

I won't post a price. That'll make it too easy ;)

Don't forget to not post the size either. That is key.

No aircon in our office this week...fuck that...leaving early.

BRM - will make sure you are tooled up - I'll swing by the house first

BRM - are you likely to make it? If so I can swing by the house and grab the freewheel tool for you

Murtle - book a table today wouldja?

Dancing James and I shared a ride in from the Westsiiiiiiiiiiide this A.M.

Me: "Slack chain"
Him (with look of derision and a sarcastic tone): "Do a skid"

Good to see you. Catch up later at Westie beer after your "yoga" session.

Woo hoo! Pedalo TT is on!!

Mr Crash - if the thing with Flickwg doesn't pan out we could be "Team America" - Fuck yeah!

Sorry to hear that man. Hope that's fixable!

Todays example - meaning to say "this promotion needs to be profitable", we actually got "we need to make sure the promotion washes it's face".

I think that you need this...http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

Heh heh heh

pajamas is feeling tired.

pajamas wants his life back.

pajamas is trying very hard to clear the path for South drinks Monday.

pajamas will not be referring to himself in the third person at any point during said drinks.

Take care man - may see you on Monday then

will pajamas make it to next westie drinks then? or do I need to go south to be in the presence of pajamas?

I thought that you were my alter-ego not his?