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Baby, you can eulogise me anytime. In the face.

(It was awesomeness itself. I am feeling the love.)

ha! my sentiments exactly.

thumps pillow and buries head under duvet

Piker..

Who turned the lights on?

Cheer up Gormley, you might make the England team.

Can I start a Scotland team?

Noodle Doodle went to town with lots of Heinz spaghetti,
twisted them around around around now this is what you getty.
Noodledoodledoodledoodle railway trains,
noodledoodledoodledoodle houses,
nooodledoodledoodledoodle aeroplanes,
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Noodle Doodle mouses

@1:04

YouTube - Central Advert Break - 8th April 1987 (2)

"Pass it to James Brown" - Famous tactic that almost won the euros..

I think in fact it came from the fact that I can't help but scream OH LA LA when something worthy of interest happens on the court and I'm spectating...

dont forget "merde!!", or even "putain de merde!!" if youre on court..

pistachios.
the inventor of bike polo.

What about 'Maximum Damage, Minimum Scandal' - that was the cookery show, right?

Yep. Its right here:

http://www.lfgss.com/post461876-187.html

I was trying to hit hard but without to make too much noise, maximun damage mininun scandal

That whole thread is awesomeness...

i didnt realise ed scored all their goals. boys on fire

Shit. I'm no longer Dogma's highest scoring player. Ed, this is war..

I think thats my new polo team name

Jon would be too busy stopping to chat with people and grabbing cups of coffee along the way. It's safer if a van takes it.

Also, Jon wouldn't know how to find EC3 without stopping a postie to ask, so you're probably right.

Jon would have to stop and sit on a wall for an hour to authentically relive the courier experience.

Hey. I was good, right? I mean, its not like I ever lost stuff (keys, tickets and jewellery excepted. Oh. And that A2 envelope one time. But the guy on the market stall found it for me, so that totally doest count) Rego even called me "reliably late" once. Thats got to count for something?

Wait. Who made all those eggpie tags? Guys? Guys?

and they are also often sending motorbikes when we've specified push...

Theyre not the only ones. (sorry. I know its an old post..) I have another AddyLee story. If they send one more fucking van when I book a pedal bike..

Dear Addy Lee. I dont care that you arent charging me for the "upgrade". I care because I am booking you from a cycling based company* who has a sound ethical reason why I dont want a fucking transit to carry my tiny envelope from EC3 to EC2. I also care that after I complained, you kept doing it anyway. That is not customer service.

*actually, several. theyve done it to me across multiple accounts. Multiple times.

Anyway. Rant over. This is in Private, right :)

Awesome, just waiting on eggpie now.

Yep. Late as usual. Ill be there by 7..

Was anyone missing from the regular quiz team tonight? looks angelic

We're getting worse every week. 4th. Mostly because we totally failed on the picture quiz. Youre back next week right? Right?

Yeah, there were some controversial contributions to some of the answers.
Such as the number of men on a draughts board

Seriously. Whose idea was "16"?

Arge... leaving drinks tonight in Chelsea, or Easts drinks... and I'm in Surrey atm. Bollocks.

What time did the pub quiz start? It was like 8.30 or something right ?

Something like that. Maybe 9? Wait. What do you mean, Surrey? We have a title to defend..

yarr. NE polo rules. In.

That was your backup?

Like you ever come anyway. Piker :)

+1 for the Track pump (is that connected to the posters for Hackney Bike Workshop?)
PIzza.
Crazy loud bar girl.
Winning the Quiz for cash and spending it all on cheap beer.
Fuck me shoes.
Near my house.

I think this is a win..

Why is JB pretending he doesnt like it? Or is that his bukkake face?

Yes it is, and you pushed me off my bike.....twice.

He did it to me too. Before we'd even started playing. Thats why I was offering free beer to anyone who did it to him.

Who has the movie of him trying to put his front wheel back in during the game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMryuQCXuc

mm. 12ish. and veggie bacon. Do we need fire?

Time to repost this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLWrDKqJRPk