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Lets make a list for all the boozy bicyclists who failed to buy cans and forgot to bring a bottle opener.
Shimano DX or similar pedals. The original beer bottle-opening bike component. Little known fact - these were actually designed as novelty beer bottle openers, but Shimano realised that they actually worked well as a pedal too. Bingo!
Time ATAC's. place bottle under pedal, position rear spring under bottle cap, twist pedal forwards... psst. Glug.
Buffalo Bill's frame. Only useful if you are in the vicinity of Buffalo Bill.
Plastic tyre levers. Use in the same way as you would use a lighter, by gripping the bottle neck with one hand and using the thumb of that hand as a pivot for the lever.
FBM stem. For alcoholic BMXers only.
Right that's all I have for you, it's over to you.
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i was eating out chains every 7-8weeks, and i clean the chain really regularly (lube and grit was getting inside rollers). but have swapped to finish line, dry clean lube and not only cleaner but less wear.
why would you perform cunning lingus on a chain?
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A Kenyan endurance runner's what?
Pedant fail. I knew you'd trip up sooner or later
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Where are you finding these Onion style pieces?
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1382&Itemid=59
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Lucky bastard. Mine are like a Kenyan endurance runner's.
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I forgot to add, I hate roller racing. It hurts too much! Never do anything that makes you want to collapse and cry, that's good advice, my mate told me that.
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Hahah! That 'win' doesn't count. It was against weak students, man! I'd stand no chance against actual cyclists.
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Except that said bus can stop in half the distance that you can, so you're gonna stack anyway... blah blah... search:
Yeah. A bus can decelerate at a higher rate than a bicycle, in other words its maximum deceleration rate is higher, but how often is it that a bus decelerates at its maximum rate?
I am fully aware that a bus driver could one day need to perform an emergency stop while I am right behind it, but how likely is that?
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I like a touche. Do they have mudguard eyelets?
yes and pannier rack bosses
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Of course you did.
'coarse'.
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"Pedants"
No actually I meant pendants. My browser is malfunctioning and on every page that I visit on this forum, this picture appears in the background.
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As someone in the 'comments' section of the article wrote "why doesn't she just get a dildo?"
I would say I have to agree. If I were unfortunate/fortunate enough(depending on which way you look at it) to have a high sexdrive, therefore striving me to constantly engage in orgasm I would just have a wank! I would not however feel the need to quote "sleep with them no matter how ugly they turn out to be" after trawling the internetWanking is shit; the desire for sex with another human being cannot be sated by masturbation.
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'your'
Ugh, I'm sick of all the pendants on this forum
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someone told me they're easy but I can't seem to get the downward pop
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touche... mofo...
and the nag is for sale...
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well...
Yeah scratch that.
But you know what I mean, most Sun/NotW readers would probably find her attractive.
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Neg rep for that. No-one disses Mr Kelman when I'm on watch.
I'm pissed off, I just finished How Late, and while the writing style made it an exciting and absorbing read, I felt let down by the story. I wonder if Not Not is any better? Or the Chancer
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Another blatant sensationalist newspaper lie.
Of course this complete nympho just happens to be slim, tall and pretty, and of course, it's completely natural that she should want a national newspaper to release her real name and pictures to tens of thousands of people.
No way could this be some sort of spurious setup to excite the idiot tabloid readers whose brains are in their bellends
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My skills are better than Fred's. I can do negative bunnyhops.
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Crap.
It's tiny, and uncomfortable.
And that MASSIVE metal buckle! Not good.
If I ain't using my XL Bagaboo Workhorse I use my Etnies Underground backpack, I really can't see any use for the Seagull.
LFGSS
London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed is a community of fixed gear and single-speed cyclists.
Right...
its an alright starter to build upon. You're better off just getting the frame and fork if you really want a Pearson. Upgrade wheels and cranks, and seat and seatpost. Luckily I know a guy who knows a guy who deals with the manufacturer, so I can get the F&F cheap as fuck.
The rims are shite, they wear really quickly and then break.
The seat is shite - after a few months it will dip in the middle, leaving your perenium unsupported (I know you shouldnt put any pressure on your peri but the point is that the middle of that seat is weak as fuck).
As for FSA vero/rpm* cranks... lol - bare jokes!!! They self destruct and take a chunk out of my new frame. Nice! Do yourself a favour and upgrade.
*rpms are identical to veros but veros have square taper hole, rpms have isis hole