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Aren't you aware of water butts? I am, and I don't even have a garden. Heathen.

I'll bring a water butt full of whatever falls this afternoon.

That's gone and done it...

Wiggins sits at the back and dreams of aerobars and black lines.

Yeah, if clubrun middling is 80% MHR, 500cal +/-10% sounds more like it.

But if you're a commuter who regularly races at 95% MHR, probably burning closer to 1000 calories an hour, maybe 700 calories feels pretty 'middling'.

Or it's just a typo - it IS the Guardian ;)

hippy Pursuiters? :P

Fuck that aero shit.

hippy cough track bikes

They go up bankings - that'll do.

Maybe he actually meant 700Cal (rather than 700kCal)...
Or, 700 calories of energy is being burnt by maladjusted brake blocks rubbing against the rims.

I just got off your auntie. Oh yeah, she's also your mum :O

dogsballs is yer mum

Unless they head for Bishopsgate.

Fixies that don't go up hills are like mountainbikes that don't go off-road. It's just cruelty/neglect/abuse. I might set up the RSPCF.

Oh well, at least you get a pay-out on your insurance. Must've been keen to cut through that lock.
Have fun in the West Country...

And Giro d'Italia leaders/winners.

Bad luck - out of interest, how was it locked up?

Hope you get it back, and your face heals up nicely.

LBS - Lascivious Bondage Slave

RPM I don't take newspapers

It's weird how in English we talk about 'taking' papers. It's like saying read/buy/steal/subscribe to/believe/etc , all wrapped into one lexical package. What a great fucking language.

I live on Old Street. I've started to play "spot the geared bike" as it's a more challenging game.

This clickable map looks pretty good:

http://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/postcodes/map.html

Try to avoid drinking large quantities last thing before bedtime :p

My Cyclexpress lock order for my wife came with a boiled sweet. Sounds like a trend is developing...

I once had some skunk enclosed with a CD from a small independent label :)

The onboard computer is clearly trying to usurp the driver - it's all going 2001 (6 years late).

edmundane whilst venetian snares is great i'm personally not a big fan of them. i prefer stuff to be a bit more fun and witty like kid606...

The Chocolate Wheelchair album by him (Vsnares) is quite funny. Usually resort to Cassetteboy for a laugh though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAzO6CEwnAU

I like autumnal weather - and hot weather in the city makes a higher percentage of road users turn into homicidal maniacs.

So ner.

Actually, there's contradictory text about compatibility for the above, but I think Paul's crosstop levers have a pin that can be adjusted for use with Vs, and they come in a 31.8