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Mods, if you are going to **** around and merge shit, can you not retitle threads so that it looks like I have started a thread named after me? It makes me look like a big-head, and I don't need any help from you to make myself look ridiculous. Otherwise you, the mods, come off looking as though as though you are abusing your power to take cheap shots at people that can't fire back.

What might be in the short-term interest of the players participating in a given game (lame and boring tactics designed to win that particular game), might not be in the long-term interests of the sport, which is to have fun, and entertain players & spectators.

Nearly all sports have manipulated their rules to encourage attacking play (shot-clock in basket-ball), fiddling with the off-side rule & banning the back-pass (football), the lbw rule (cricket) etc.

I first met Bill in a Morrisons in Birmingham. I was having a breakfast after an epic drive. He was having a coffee. Or tea.

Yeah, I couldn't tell whether it was coffee or tea either!

Get thrown out of the pub? Nothing on telly?

(merge this now, mods, ta)

Not mine.

Northern monkey posting on the Friday thread without express permission?

Nerged.

Yeah, brings to mind:

http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/apologies

and

http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/matthew-parris-apologises-for-beheading-cyclists-joke-in-times-2-cyclists-killed-over-weekend

+1 to no goalie fucking in the crease.

Surely the 2 second rule is to stop accidental/unintentional infractions?

I don't know what was in Jono & Erin's collective mind when they wrote this rule, but to me the 2 second rule is good because it's long enough not stop players riding through slowly, which should be permitted, but short enough to cut out turtling.

**"What music would be on your bike ride soundtrack?
**Lots of angry Norwegian men with painted faces, screaming about woods and such."

Repped.

Surely Bill can anyway?

Mod posting in my thread. Nerged.

Now you're pushing it (not your bike).

Bill, at least while you're injured, you can use the "priority seating" on the bus.

x

Ha!

I'll do that for you...

You're going to nerg Mrak? Ta.

new favourite thread

(since the meme thread died)

I would rep you, but apparently I have to nerg Horatio first.

(can't rep or nerg. Mods have hacked that too, I fear)

It's worse than fucking Bike Radar in here...

Merged. I mean nerged. I mean repped.

Fuck, the mods have hacked my phone.

Why don't the mods do something useful, like translate Clément's posts into readable English?

Unless I say so.

It. Is. Not. Friday.

If you expect to get through to a final you need to dress accordingly... Maybe along with the mallet and bike check we need a short shorts check?

You'll to find a new tape-measure monkey. I'm not up to the task of sizing up (or even down) Manu shorts.

Is it me or is Scholes quite overrated (even at his peak)? Very good player of course, but I heard someone - ex-pro - on the radio say that there were 4 world class English Players in the last 50 years - Bobby Charlton, Jimmy Greaves, Paul Gascoigne and Paul Scholes. Surely that is bullshit?

Thierry Henry, who was unarguably one of the best of his generation, once said that all the Arsenal team rated Scholes as one of the best that they had played against.

Shame that he was useless in the heat, so never did as well as he could have at an international tournament.

The rules as written should protect goalies. No slashing, no contact apart from shoulders, no blind-side pushes... maybe no stationary offensive players at all in the d?

Is it broken Bill?

Yeah, base of the 4th metatarsal. 4 - 6 weeks. Don't know what it is about my left foot: I have broken 2 toes in the last 10 years and now this.

Still playing?

racist

Nergist.

Just wait 24 hours, and see how ineffectual it is, nerger.

Nerged.

That's a repost for Horatio's benefit.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that I have been nerged by 2 different polo mods in the last 5 minutes.

This. Means. War!