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Oh good grief.

I edited [last and unreplied to at the time of editing] posts (as one does) when you realise you could have phrased things better - never to remove content.

@Mr_Sworld

Get over yourself. I’m assuming you have issues - but we don’t need them. If you wish to call me a cunt on a daily basis go for it. It will be the world’s most fun game of call and response because you get to call and I will not be deigning to respond.

My last response to you is this. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

Just editing this post too - edit in brackets.

See above.

Also have searched but the forum search engine isn’t coming up with a result. Probably given the time and volume of posts since. Please note I have used no insulting terms.

Very certain that you found a way to buy trolley tokens for bobbins from eBay or somewhere.

Anyway. No interest in fighting. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Ah. There we go then.

It was a lot of years ago. Was on here though.

Anyway never mind, just try to be nice.

Sorry, I do remember - and I am being unfair. You just found a way to buy them for cheaps rather than getting them from charities. My apologies.

Ha!

Oddly I was having a very similar conversation with a chap I know who is a nurse this afternoon. He has put his back out hoisting a sixteen stone fella in his fifties out of bed who can do little more than say ‘fag’ and ‘toilet’. Can’t walk, can’t dress himself, can’t wipe himself.

At that point I just hope I have enough left to ask someone to get my shotgun.

It is heartbreaking.

Actually no.

Also I was being somewhat flippant. @rhb was relaying a story about using his knife for something other than normal use, in the knife porn thread, and hoping for a bit of validation rather than having his anecdote belittled.

If I remember correctly, you were once rather smug about your acquiring pseudo pound coins for free from charities for shopping trolley opening duties?

You carried your guitar to, and from, oh never mind. I’m being unfair (and don’t want to be). Looks a lovely case. Good luck with the sale!

Perhaps. But no cool.

Also really cool people (just in from the desert, patting the dust from their clothes) don’t carry coins, and a gold nugget isn’t going to fit the slot.

BTW the last photo is the prettiest ever potato flower. I’m going to have to read my log and plant those again!

A few entirely random allotment pictures from this afternoon. Because why not?

Gotcha.

I’m sure autocorrect leapt in wearing a shiny cape when you typed that, but whut?

Looking great! You have inspired me to go to the kamado and (in a good way) burn some food this afternoon.

That is cool!

Had one in my dad’s garden when I was a nipper. Have fond memories of climbing it in a wind storm and being whipped around as it bent and flexed. Probably exaggerated by memory.

Hunt down the perpetrator and push them off a multi story car park. I think that is the most LLL excrescence I have seen so far.

Do report!

Thank you.

My wife and I are male and female respectively (both by birth and identity). She has taken my surname entirely voluntarily. (It isn’t Breeks).

My daughter identifies as gay. I shared (as a single man) a house after uni with a gay man (and dear friend to this day) for a year.

Yes. Mrs Breeks. Problem?

No scale (I will measure for you if you wish) but over a metre bed length.

I have the chisel rest (terminology?) on one of my shelves.

Now first you should understand that I am very very new to electric after forty years of acoustic noodling.

Next is that the BOSS headphone system has spatial modelling such that wherever you turn your head or spin around, the thirty foot high virtual Marshall stack stays in the same place.

Finally, and this is very important: do not get mightily stoned, discover the above and rock out all over your spot lit garden playing Deep Purple volume (on your headphones, inaudible to anyone else) heavy riffs and grinning like a loon at almost half past twelve.

Your neighbour may look over from next door and ask, in a concerned manner, if you need assistance.

Actually the last paragraph didn’t happen, but now sat in the workshop wondering what the hell I would have said if he had. Better go to bed.

I’ll drag myself to the workshop and take photos in a bit. Currently taking a two minute break from rocking out on the guitar with the newly acquired BOSS wireless headphone / amp / weird thing.

Open to first to say ‘yes please’

Gloucester sir.

Does anyone want a wood lathe? I have an ancient but serviceable one for frees.