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Correct, both by birth and nature.

Ah, thought it couldn't be this 'here', unfortunately my Singaporean subsidiary closed yesterday.

Which here is this? If it's this 'here' and you would like to buy a van through my company, let me know.

But most of them wouldn't know where to put the apostrophe.

Come on @hurricane_run, what is your personal position on this? I live within two miles of a favourite landing beach for the desperate, I know some of the crew of the local volunteer lifeboat. What would you do?

What point, if any, are you trying to make? Somewhere behind the multiple quotations you must be trying to tell us something. In English that the terminally stupid can understand, please.

That's ever so slightly trollish. I am completely happy to ingest bits of animal, but respect those who choose not to. It's a personal thing, as long as neither side of the moral divide criticises the other, that's fine.

One would describe it as 'fucked'.

No, no, no. £299.99, a saving of £490.01 on RRP, in this uncertain time of high inflation and political instability this is an opportunity to look a complete cunt on a modest budget.

Yes, absolutely stunning, who is the builder? Is it yours and when will the Gatorskins go in the bin?

A Loace?

It's not a hangover when you're still absolutely hammered, like I was when I had to ring my (now ex) wife from Dublin, at lunchtime, to explain that I might be a little late home from a couple of beers with some Irish mates in West London the previous evening. There was a party going on, you see, and Ryan Air seemed like a good idea.....

It was roomy for me at 5'10" made entirely of spiderlike limbs. If those are your requirements it would be perfect for you, I would test drive one if I were you. I had the 4wd (briefly, as I said) and found it unshakeable. At the far side of 60, something with more character works for me, I have to die of something!

Had a TTS as an insurance replacement for a fortnight when a senior citizen pranged my z4 in a car park. 3 word review : competent, quick, boring. Couldn't wait to get rid of it.

'Dear Mr Attenborough, I have been doing owls for GCSE conservation studies, what is this one?'.

Great idea, but they're a bugger to package are owls.

Yes, but we the electorate have not had the chance to tell them yet.

If that was no offence, what do you say when you mean to offend?

Welcome to DogLand. It is likely to happen again. Rupert has almost certainly lived his life in a kennel and run, the nice people (who wouldn't play with him) took away the shite every morning, before he was allowed to chase fluffy things. He'll soon get the idea, in the meantime, keep a plastic bag handy.

Congratulations, Rupert, for finding a willing mug who will feed you and fuss you and let you do greyhoundy things like chilling an awful lot, then going absolutely bonkers for 5 minutes.

Well done @jambon for being that person.

Must be a really crap school (genuine sign from today).

The damage to the plodmobile looks structural, almost certainly terminal.

Don't discount the Z4 idea, mine is 16 years old, but was a very well maintained example when I bought it 5 years ago (it still is). It has cost less than £1k in fings wot went rong in that time, is a hoot to drive, ULEZ compliant and I doubt I have lost a penny in value.

I rather like the concept of our sainted leaders taking turns deleting posts and then terminally obliterating users. It's reassuring that this thread has been so quiet of late.

Just read the script, it should be available prior to the 'fight', thus saving you the tedium of watching two celebs playing at boxing.

Pork?