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Alf0nse

Member since Mar 2015 • Last active Oct 2019
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    Been commuting mainly in Oxford this month. Holy shit I forgot about Oxford and the high quotient of otherworldly people. OK megabrain if you want to suck your thumb and hold your blankie as you make your way to your tutorial, fine...just look before crossing. I saw one total don blindly naruto run through 3 lanes of traffic.
    The cyclists are generally equally ethereal dweebs wobbling around at walking pace, generally being just weird at junctions. For the srsbsns contingent embarrassing track stands are the order of the day. This isn’t Bristol for sure
    Still I have hope for you all.

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    Lou’s Bass Tone
    Ooh la la

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    That rocket port is shady as fuck..follow the money Qinetiq>Carlyle Group>And the point where the Bush family and the Bin Laden family meet.

    Did some Oil execs decide they need to diversify?

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    Update on the seized grub screw; I was in LBS getting a bike for my boy and they said Brompton had got back to them about my complaint.
    They are sending the shop a tool to remove said screw and if it can’t be done a new frame.
    🤞

    Hopefully this comes good and if not I will head out to see mr Hobbs

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    You have reminded me of what holes and poles engineers are actually like.

    Based on the BT group intranet news page, the Wichita Lineman was either a hero that gave CPR to a granny or was involved in a organised gang of copper thieves

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    Refrigerated Jizz Express

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    like a moby song

    Very Fucking harsh dude. I said I didn’t get the reverence surrounding the song, not that I thought it a crime against humanity.

    Edit: above is me exaggerating for comic effect

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    I don’t mind country...I genuinely don’t get the song and it’s hallowed status, I’m sure I’m missing something fundamental

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    Witchita Lineman

    Prosaic MOR love song/Mawkish ode to a shit job/grade A Marie-Antoinette shit

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