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dsalmon

Member since Sep 2014 • Last active Aug 2021

Tottenham based Midlander. Rapidly heading towards middle age. Too much weight and not enough hair.

Work in charity and arts sectors as marketing bod. Just bought an Arkose.

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  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    The music really jars with the content.

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    Read that as:

    "
    But the fruit of the Spirit is Lovejoy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
    "

    Ian McShane is the fruit of the Spirit.

  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    Are they? Shit.

  • in Bikes & Bits
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    You think its not legit?

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    ^This^. Top of the group, no goals conceded. Looking solid if not spectacular. Would’ve taken that before the tournament started. If we get to the quarter finals and give someone a game then great. So much angst when if another country was doing what we are doing you’d think they’re doing well and would give anyone a game with loads of attacking options on the bench. Will see who we’re playing next week but think Germany or Portugal would suit either stodgy England (Portugal) or attack spaces behind Germany’s wingbacks with Sterling/Sako.

    I mean, compare and contrast to the capello/keegan/mclaren/hodgson years for some perspective on how shit it can really get.

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    Stars are giant burning balls of nuclear fusion and when they die some will pierce the fabric of spacetime with objects of inescapable gravity that even light falls into them and cannot escape.
    And after the inevitable burning out of the last remaining stars, the universe will be plunged into an infinite darkness, all remaining matter having been consumed by the deaths of the stars or pulled into the subsequent black holes and nothing that has ever happened will have any meaning or evidence of ever existing. YOLO.

    Fixed it for you.

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    I’m left handed but have always played right handed- how I was taught and felt natural from the start (same with cricket bat bizarrely!) so maybe see if she is comfortable with a standard guitar first?

  • in Rides & Races
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    That's just a big phallussy.

  • in Miscellaneous and Meaningless
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    Just be aware of when to pay your house staff each month.

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