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Fatberg

Member since Aug 2014 • Last active Jun 2019

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    Dude. Wash your breasts

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    Thank you! That’s exactly where I am with this. His ghostly parlour makes feel queasy. He looks like a middle aged 13 year old throwing a whitey after too much hash.

    Last night, I got absurdly angry about the fact that in a clip of a random band using his much lauded and fucking stupid “record straight to acetate” facility; the piano player was playing a Nord electric piano. I mean... what’s the fucking point?

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    Bless you

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    Oh wait. That’s why I hate it. Sometimes it helps to write stuff down.

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    Jack White and almost everyone associated with him. Thanks don’t know why but I just fucking hate him and all of shitty bands. Just been watching the Nashville ep of Bourdain’s Parts Unknown and everyone in it seems nice enough ... Alison whatshername from Dead Weather, nothing i’ve ever noticed or cared about but she seems sort of ok... then they start playing music and for some reason I just want to burn them all to the ground. Anything he touches I just hate. Which is weird because on paper I should like it. But nope. Fuck off fat zoro on doughnuts with your milky faced macho humourless posturing heavy clodhopping sexless try hard faux garage dadrock pastiche shit.

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    Not sure I can persuade him to let it go to be honest. Although I have agreed to set up his guitar so...

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    Fuck you all for making me fish! Xx

    Spent ages last week trying to decide which old school distortion pedal I need. Decided it’s a Guv’nor. Met a mate at the pub last night and he mentioned “oh my mate gave a pedal he found in his garage... Marshall something or other...” *shows me the pic. fffffff... seriously!!?

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    fuckinell, I publicly posted my baby-sick stained fat dad midriff twiddling away specifically for the gratification of this nerdthread and you cold buggers leave me hanging. Think i'll take it down before the wags of yourtubez start commenting on my moobs or the state of my living room. *flounce (not really)

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