Cobblemonster team update newsflash
Greetings folks....... Plenty of news going on at the moment about what is going on in professional cycling....
Team Strong and Stable are considering a name change and possibly a new team leader. The Peleton Research Group are being hard to ‘deal’ with and the Democratic Union of the Peleton arlene-ing towards the same sort of tactics...
As if this wasn't enough for us cyclists to cope with ..... We need to keep you er ahem a-breast of other developments…. Yes news has come in that the Porn Peddlers Cycling Club has lost it's affiliation to British Cycling...
In excerpts or is that er ahem XXX-erts from a recent interview founder Chris Ratcliff said..."We are what we are and proud of what we do,"
Though my favorite quote, which almost made me go blind was ….
‘ We appreciate that porn isn't for everybody, so we don't shove it in people's faces ‘
So we are hoping that the PPCC will er ahem rise to the challenge of the lung-busting hills on the day.
Look out for them on the ride they are pictured below in all their ( thankfully clothed...) glory.
Peace and love….