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JAHtim

Member since Aug 2014 • Last active May 2019
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    A friend of mine has been studying for some yachting exams
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    He is hoping to pass
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    His tutor has hinted he is likely to be graded in the HighC's

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    Excellent. If anyone can come up with a dog related bed joke then it would be on trend .....

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    A friend of mine went to buy a new bed and the sales person asked if they would like a spring mattress ?
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    My friend replied ' no I want one I can use all year round '

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    Bob geldof and midge ure have decided to come out of retirement and write a charidee single for people working in the bed industry who are less fortunate than ourselves
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    ' duvet know it's Christmas ? ' will be released shortly

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    A bed coverings sales person friend of mine has decided to work fewer hours
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    They wanted to improve their work / life valance ...

  • in Rides & Races
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    Cobblemonster spring classic news...

    There comes a time in every great cyclist's career when they must head to Europe and tackle the spring classics. These races are very tough and certainly sort out who is going to do well in the peleton for the season ahead.

    One such cyclist has just returned from absolutely er ahem hammer-ing it in Europe in the season's opening races ....

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    Yes the top rider from Team Wide Awake really is looking a picture. Here they are pictured with a cyclist from Team Strong and Stable who is not doing so well in Europe or on the domestic cycling scene for that matter at the moment. Look out for Team Wide Awake at the Cobblemonster - they will be in Mapei- esque like team kit ......

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    The man the legend yes Ed Scoble 5.30 ish Clapham common ..... Peace and love

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    Cobblemonster team update newsflash

    Greetings folks....... Plenty of news going on at the moment about what is going on in professional cycling....

    Team Strong and Stable are considering a name change and possibly a new team leader. The Peleton Research Group are being hard to ‘deal’ with and the Democratic Union of the Peleton arlene-ing towards the same sort of tactics...

    As if this wasn't enough for us cyclists to cope with ..... We need to keep you er ahem a-breast of other developments…. Yes news has come in that the Porn Peddlers Cycling Club has lost it's affiliation to British Cycling...

    In excerpts or is that er ahem XXX-erts from a recent interview founder Chris Ratcliff said..."We are what we are and proud of what we do,"

    Though my favorite quote, which almost made me go blind was ….

    ‘ We appreciate that porn isn't for everybody, so we don't shove it in people's faces ‘

    So we are hoping that the PPCC will er ahem rise to the challenge of the lung-busting hills on the day.

    Look out for them on the ride they are pictured below in all their ( thankfully clothed...) glory.

    Peace and love….

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    Cobblemonster drug warning....

    Greetings folks.....

    There is a saying in Sarf Babylon-don that you are never more than 6 feet away from a drug dealer... They can be everywhere. Now with 'county lines ' operations these criminal networks spread far and wide. Like most enterprises, there is a sort of food chain. People sell things on the street, they get it from people who wholesale and then you go up the food chain to the ' Kingpins' ...

    When you are out on the road, you need to be mindful that there is one Kingpin who runs things... His totally respectable outward face is a front for a more sinister side to his empire. Where drugs are concerned the Sky really is the limit... for the returns that can be made. This person can get anything you want delivered in a jiffy...

    Take it easy on the streets people and as we used to say back in the day ' Just say no..... '

    And for those who are middle class ' Just say no thank you... '

    Peace and love....
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  • in Rides & Races
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    Contrary to all this animosity going around in cycling spread by the Peleton Research Group ( who always cycle on the very right hand side of the peleton) we are delighted to say that providing we can get the new historic proposed agreement passed the new power in professional cycling - yes Team Democratic Union of the Peleton , then the Cobblemonster ride will be going ahead...

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