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JAHtim

Member since Aug 2014 • Last active Mar 2019
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    Cobblemonster spring classic news...

    There comes a time in every great cyclist's career when they must head to Europe and tackle the spring classics. These races are very tough and certainly sort out who is going to do well in the peleton for the season ahead.

    One such cyclist has just returned from absolutely er ahem hammer-ing it in Europe in the season's opening races ....

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    Yes the top rider from Team Wide Awake really is looking a picture. Here they are pictured with a cyclist from Team Strong and Stable who is not doing so well in Europe or on the domestic cycling scene for that matter at the moment. Look out for Team Wide Awake at the Cobblemonster - they will be in Mapei- esque like team kit ......

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    The man the legend yes Ed Scoble 5.30 ish Clapham common ..... Peace and love

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    Cobblemonster team update newsflash

    Greetings folks....... Plenty of news going on at the moment about what is going on in professional cycling....

    Team Strong and Stable are considering a name change and possibly a new team leader. The Peleton Research Group are being hard to ‘deal’ with and the Democratic Union of the Peleton arlene-ing towards the same sort of tactics...

    As if this wasn't enough for us cyclists to cope with ..... We need to keep you er ahem a-breast of other developments…. Yes news has come in that the Porn Peddlers Cycling Club has lost it's affiliation to British Cycling...

    In excerpts or is that er ahem XXX-erts from a recent interview founder Chris Ratcliff said..."We are what we are and proud of what we do,"

    Though my favorite quote, which almost made me go blind was ….

    ‘ We appreciate that porn isn't for everybody, so we don't shove it in people's faces ‘

    So we are hoping that the PPCC will er ahem rise to the challenge of the lung-busting hills on the day.

    Look out for them on the ride they are pictured below in all their ( thankfully clothed...) glory.

    Peace and love….

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    Cobblemonster drug warning....

    Greetings folks.....

    There is a saying in Sarf Babylon-don that you are never more than 6 feet away from a drug dealer... They can be everywhere. Now with 'county lines ' operations these criminal networks spread far and wide. Like most enterprises, there is a sort of food chain. People sell things on the street, they get it from people who wholesale and then you go up the food chain to the ' Kingpins' ...

    When you are out on the road, you need to be mindful that there is one Kingpin who runs things... His totally respectable outward face is a front for a more sinister side to his empire. Where drugs are concerned the Sky really is the limit... for the returns that can be made. This person can get anything you want delivered in a jiffy...

    Take it easy on the streets people and as we used to say back in the day ' Just say no..... '

    And for those who are middle class ' Just say no thank you... '

    Peace and love....
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    Contrary to all this animosity going around in cycling spread by the Peleton Research Group ( who always cycle on the very right hand side of the peleton) we are delighted to say that providing we can get the new historic proposed agreement passed the new power in professional cycling - yes Team Democratic Union of the Peleton , then the Cobblemonster ride will be going ahead...

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    Cobblemonster Olive branch

    Finally some good news to finish the week on.....

    Chief negotiator Jean-Dave Junck-obble has heard our plight and has sprung into action.... He has managed to rush over here to see Babylon-don's Mayor - yes the only and only .... Tooting's finest son of a bus driver.... Sadiq - yes we -Khan .... for an urgent meeting.

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    With all of above, it is time to call on our chief negotiator...

    Yes Jean-Dave Junck-obble, please can you save this s(h)ituation and rescue the ride... we are running out out time.... We hope you will listen...

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    Meanwhile with all the uncertainty, the clock running down and no guarantee that we will be able to ride north over the Thames, the queues to get over Waterloo bridge are already forming as I type.

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    Meanwhile watchers of professional cycling in the Westminster area are all looking at Team Green, if this cycling team lose a rider they are going to have to fold

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    Team Jez Wekan seem to have lost more riders this week and their leader seems to be having a bit of a wobble

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