Not even my fucking trees.
This, very much this. We have about five 50-60ft copper beech trees in the school field opposite our house and very overgrown ash next door. Every year the leaves sail up the side of our house and do their best to completely kill off my lawn. I asked for a leaf vac from my dad for my birthday, he told me to use a rake and gave me a battery strimmer which I've never used, will probably never use and furthermore didn't have all the bits needed to assemble it.