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yarklad

Member since Nov 2012 • Last active Feb 2017
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    To be fair it wasn't that bad. I like that fact that the are always on at your mobile for tracking with them and on the day let you update stuff if your not in. It wasn't anything that could be damaged just made me think twice about doing that again.

    You should get tweeting to them about this stuff ^ it's gold.

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    Maybe having it banging around in the back of a white van for 2 days has ruined it. Again with DPD i asked them to not deliver that day and do it the next day and sure enough my box was battered to shit when it arrived the next day.

    It's Friday and Sunny, your man probably feels like having a half day..

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    A DPD guy once told me that the tracking info is always about 30mins out of date to prevent people from stalking and breaking into the van.

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    That's three ways. Kinky

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    It's an elastic band, pound land is even cheaper. FWIW I wouldn't attach a child's toy joke phone to a child's tricycle with either of those two pieces of shit.

    Found myself unable to stop myself looking at some manky bit of skin coming out of the back of some guys top ear ring thing on the bus the other day. It was so disgusting i managed to stop looking eventually but not before i decided that it was time to get back on the bike.. maybe tomorrow..

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    I'd imagine there's lot of poetry recitals and holding hands but you'd think that when he's up in his office with his favourite boy that they'd sneak in the odd game of headers and volleys... I guess practicing with Czech in goal makes them all feel like worldies in the air.

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    Got to bury that header though. All that space across the goalkeeper and he hits it straight above him

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    Czech laying down chilling after it hits the bar. If he's up quicker or not past it and on his arse at all...then that was his ball.

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    Might not be relevant as I can't speak for access and your table but i would achieve that in an oracle sql script with the use of brackets like

    select
    this,that, the_other,
    thatthing
    from
    (
    select a.this,a.that,a.the_other,
    ( (a.this-a.that) * the_other) as thatthing
    from
    mydb.tableA a
    where
    a.timestamp >= sysdate-1
    and
    a.timestamp <= sysdate
    )
    where thatthing = x

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    Nice one Fiminho and well done to the ref for only booking him. Herrera can fuck off if he wants to debate the rules after trying to rip somones shirt off. Much better than Rooney going in on Milner again and going unpunished.

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