The whole of the London to Brighton entourage that fucked up my Sunday morning meander on West Sussex council's neglected shit catching potholed filled lanes yesterday.
Never, in my whole life on two wheels have I seen such a bunch of fucking idiots whom shouldn't be given a roller skate, never mind a whole fucking bicycle to be in charge of.
Unfortunately, I sheepishly joined the rabble, and within 10 seconds, one prick had hit a brightly coloured orange cone.
In a road race, you can't cross the white line (unless the road is closed) and these fuckers where five abreast.
Also, twats were wearing headphones; so they couldn't hear you when asking for a bit of room to pass, and many had this weird ability to suddenly turn at lightning speed without warning and looking behind them first, as if they were using a TRON lightcycle of sumfin.
Quite fuckin' remarkable.
The WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THEM SHOULD GO ON A BICYCLE AWARENESS COURSE before they hurt themselves or others in their vicinity.