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my uncle (by marriage not blood) was the tightest arsehole you could ever meet, when i was about 10 i sold him my NES and games because I was getting a mega drive and he was too tight to buy my cousins a new console. he paid me a tenner at a time every time i saw him until there was about £40 owing and the cunt magically never had any money on him or would say "well i buy you sweets sometimes don't i" when i told him he owed me money.
anyways he like a ramble (because walking = free) and once while walking along a canal with my two young cousins one of them needed a piss so stepped off the path and found a carrier bag full of rolled up bank notes easily worth a couple of grand.
the kids can't believe their luck. all the shit they've been told they could never afford is actually in reach, but the dad insists they hand it into the police and takes it off them.
apparently "handing it into the police" means spending the entire lot down the pub over the next couple of months, not one penny went into the household nor did my cousins even get a treat out of it.
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hey the only puppy i kick is my benny and that's because the little dickhead likes to sneak up on the bed when i'm asleep and lay right next to my foot so everytime i move a muscle he gets donked.
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with the similar avatars i thought you'd posted that @greenhell and thought you'd gone all soft.
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all i'm getting from that is I'm out one bunch of flowers, a ready meal, more chocolate and i could have thrown a penny at a small child who was being annoying.
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as a bipolar bear with addictive personality she's much more likely to have been the buyer than the seller so it'd be more like "lost another £50 down the park".
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once I was late for an important meetup as I'd been swimming with my cousins at the pool and lost track of time, I was running to the bus stop which would have got me there but about 30 minutes late with a good chance the person i was meeting having left by then and this being pre-mobile era for most people no way of letting them know.
out of the corner of my eye i saw a flash of purple so turned around and saw it was a £20. this meant i could get a taxi and be there bang on time, so i went into a shop to treat myself to a can of coke and some sweets on the way to the cab rank.
I arrive on time, pay the taxi and meet the person as planned, I proceed to tell them about my excellent luck and reach in my pocket to find the remaining tenner from my haul only to realise it had fallen out of my pocket in the taxi.
a better man than I might have seen this as the universe making sure I got what i needed to be where i was supposed to be. personally I'm still fucking livid that I lost a tenner 26 odd years later.
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my mum found a £50 note walking the dog at the park last week.
given the sketchiness of the park after dark there's like a 95% chance it's someone drug deal money.
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in order to fully max out your stats I think you had to set your intelligence to 9 at the first special setup and then run hell for leather through the wasteland to rivet city to get the intelligence bobblehead boosting your level to 10 (max) before you hit level 3.
this maximises how many skill points you get each time you level allowing you to boost your stats to full if you use a few other tricks here and there.
rough guide to getting the bobblehead.
probably not an issue though as you'd need to start over.
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then rotate south to get the deathclaw gauntlet blue print so you can be a melee god
msg me ifyou're going on tomorrow on whatsapp and we'll jump on and do it on duos if you dont have it by then i still need 3/4 for the last 2 challenges.