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HatBeard

Member since Dec 2010 • Last active Jan 2020

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    quite the opposite. he's a cross border poop smuggler for wealthy people who want to add genetically superior faeces to their bowels to improve their biomes.

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    not as bad as getting stuck in a round with the kind of people who order spirits in a nightclub. still sore about a £14 double vodka and redbull from about 2002

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    Pints for under £2 though.

    a round for 5 people with change from a tenner was what got us in the door in the first place.

    our rounds all went to shit when we got a new receptionist who only drank the raspberry/strawberry beers which were about £5 a bottle.

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    vehicles leaving their engine running while parked up

    also people who sit in their cars with the engine running with no immediate intention of moving or signalling any kind of intention of where they want to go in a position where pedestrians have to pass in front of or behind the car.

    Am I supposed to just stand like a lemon waiting for you to get your life together or put myself in a position where you can literally run me over with a slight change in the position of your feet.

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    The guy has also banned card payments in his pubs.

    he'd do a roaring trade with the crack heads of soho if he switched to a barter system.

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    Before I joined the forum I used to frequent the glasshouse stores in soho most weekdays with my workmates as our office was just around the corner and we got to know the staff well, they used to be given accomodation in the pub if they wanted it but as I remember it they basically amounted to a single camp bed and a sheet divider in a shared room and they paid for the privilege.

    You can imagine the quality of life on your days off when you literally live up a flight of stairs from where you work

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    ahh sensible soccer, where you could just pass it up the wing, hoof a cross in and score every time or try to play properly and get rinsed every time.

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    it's a stupid rehash of an old song mostly sung by kids in playgrounds.
    & in the UK DBS checks are police background checks for when you have to work with vulnerable people so they check things like sex offender register and history of previous crimes.

    [starts at 1:49]
    https://youtu.be/xbRPENFOiN0?t=109

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    ohhhhhh..... do your balls hang low can you fold em like a crane
    can you hold them in a way that makes em look like a brain
    do you get banned from the pool while you're folding up your tool
    oh you'll never pass a DBS if you're on the paedo roll

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    "I showed you my hamburger, plz respond"

    jeezus

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