We’ve had a lot of fly tipping at either end of our road lately. It’s on the verge of becoming super regular. I was getting home the other day and saw a dude pull up outside one of my neighbors houses. He went inside and they both came out with an oven and one of those mega sized satellite dishes (about 2m across). Clearly he’s here to help his mate dump his shit on our corner. So I wandered down and said it looked heavy and asked whether they needed a hand “Really cool of you to take this away mate - we’ve had a nightmare with tipping and it’s pissing everyone off”. Bloke looked absolutely gutted as I helped him put the seats down in his focus and lift the greasy old stove in. The dish was absolutely never going to fit of course... “oh that’s a shame isn’t it? Looks like you’ll have to take it back in and get the council to take it”. I felt like such a snidey prick but my god it felt good watching the fella drive off with his mate’s old oven in his motor.
Went for a run a couple of days later and sure enough - about two blocks away, leaning on a bin... massive fucking satellite dish. Might keep an eye out for that Focus and sausage up the exhaust pipe (so to speak).