I’ve got 54 of these left over from a job if anyone wants them. Free obviously. In Leyton. I’m offering them as they’re fairly generic so someone might want to add them to more from Wickes to do a yard or patio or whatever:
Been doing DIY in our front yard this weekend. Whole lot of digging up and breaking concrete, removing old shitty bricks / topsoil etc. This involved me bagging 30 rubble bags, hiring a car and driving round three local waste sites distributing stuff until every one of them told me I was finally taking the piss and not to come back for a month. A daft little dance I'm happy to do in order to take responsibility for my own shit and avoid paying 250 QUID!!! for a skip.. Someone has just left a massive pile of filled rubble bags on the corner of my street for SOMEOTHERCUNT to magic away. This seems drastically unfair of course - but the topper is that my pneumatic hammerings have drawn attention to my epic messyness and now everyone in eyeshot is going to assume I'm the local selfish dickwad.
Grass. Them. Up.
It’s not the kittens fault.
There’s a bit on my commute where it’s bike path or nasty fast dual carriageway so I limped along the icy path this morning... I was approaching a fixed bollard on a bit of a downhill section and thought “better not slide into that”. Inevitably slid straight into it. Apart from that it was an uneventful but slushy ride in. Not looking forward to the late night icy cold headwind later though.
SS Beater today. Can’t be arsed de sludging the group set on my regular bike. 23 tyres felt way skinny though. Quicker than walking and less stressful than a part suspended public transport system.
My usual cut through the Victoria Park roads was daft though. Basically an ice rink with over excited dogs bombing about.
What if you wee on your neighbour’s door? Problem solved!
That ride back east from south was something else! I was directly into that spiky, horizontal blizzard at about 5. I enjoyed it. No tumbles so that’s good... but did anyone else have to spend an hour rinsing their steed in warm water and re-greasing it? Today I found myself wishing I had a garage for the first time in my life! Slopping suds over a bike in -5 wind chill is not my bag!
That is some low rent bullshittery right there! Assholes!
Mrs Wrongcog did manage to snap Pocket tentatively exploring the white stuff earlier. Just a quick dash apparently (wee and poo wait for no cat).
They sound boringly useless!
So reading the above - are we to understand that lady wee is less effective than chap wee? If not, Y U no wee on all the territories yet Extra!?
And I’m still sticking with my frozen sausage nerf gun suggestion.
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