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Constable_Savage

Member since Oct 2010 • Last active Feb 2023
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    Issue resolved

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    Mine is android. I don't know if IOS is affected.

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    Does the "Hi Wordler" opening page annoy anybody else?

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    Tommy Steele in Half a Wank
    Wank Hur

    We should "wank" this off somewhere else

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    First of wank
    Wank of fury
    Bill and Ted's Excellent Wank or Bogus Wank

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    No it was definitely Jon.

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    I discussed the following over beers with chums last night and thought I'd share. Epic win/fail/wtf.
    In late 2004, together with colleagues/chums, I was tasked with a counter terrorist search at Rhodes House, Oxford. President Jacques Chirac was attending to give a speech. We searched the venue with a couple of bomb dogs and then left it to Oxford officers and venue staff to keep it secure. We had handheld detector wands, like miniature squash rackets, and two metal detector archways which we constructed in a small marquee at the gateway into the entrance. All the invited guests had to pass through exactly as you do at airport. At some stage I happened to mention I had read about Christina Aguilera repeatedly failing at a detector arch at LAX or wherever. Apparently it was her genital piercings that were causing the issue. Anyway a little later M. Chirac had arrived and been taken inside so his plain clothed close protection officers had to come through our tent. The senior officer was quite a strikingly beautiful and elegant woman and was first through the arch. She set the archway alarm off and my colleague Jon lunged forward with thrusting handheld detector proclaiming "Ooh we'd better check for genital piercings!" Thankfully I think there was just enough of a language barrier for our French colleagues to not know what was going on.

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    I was always suspicious of Pertwee.

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    A former colleague mentioned the tin bath and it reminded me that our black lab used to lick the shampoo (no more tears) off my back when I had a bath in front of the fire. We had an extension with a proper bathroom built when I was eight in 68.

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    Sorry about FB/Tiktok
    https://fb.watch/iee5vAsLL-/

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