I was in his bedroom at the newly renovated Royal Lodge in 2004. I have a "recollection" of a drawer containing numerous tubes of various types of lube. At least one of them was called Stallion or something like that. I should stress I was with other officers and the Duke of Pork was not there.
I would not have been surprised to have found a bottle of Sex Panther cologne, it had that sort of feel to the place.