'I love to cook with wine...sometimes I even put it in the food!'
A cursed sign that my darling sister passed on to me when she moved out of her flat. I have since tried to pass it on to at least two other people, yet each time it has somehow ended up back in my possession.
I hate this kind of tat, and the thought of how much of it ends up in landfill. However, I do enjoy memes based on it, so at least there's a silver lining.